foreskin is what you yell out when playin penis golf right after you been swingin your 9 iron as a warning to others so they dont get hit when your balls are ready to let loose and fly
i was playin penis golf and swingin my 9 iron when i yelled out foreskin cause my women walked in front of me and i wanted to warn her that my balls were ready to fly
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 10, 2009
man i did a tattoo on a womans breast the other night and it turnned me on so much it gave me total tatisfaction
by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 27, 2009
a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis
did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 02, 2009
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 10, 2009
G mail is where i go downtown on my ladys G spot and send her a message of love one letter at a time wit my tongue
i was feelin kinda horny and wanted my woman to know it so i sent her a G mail and boy id say my message was well recieved and totally made her day
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 08, 2009
my friend went to his gay uncles funeral the other day well he was shocked to find he had been cremated and his ashes were put in a fruit jar for his last wish
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 06, 2009
did i tell you i was asked what kinda lady i liked i said a thick one of course as im a thicker picker upper
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 07, 2009