did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 02, 2009
by ODog N Cali M.C N T March 17, 2009
brenda said she was feelin horny and needed tri tip really bad so she had joe bob and bill come over to tri tip her in the front back and mouth all at the sametime
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009
that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders
joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 06, 2009
triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it
omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 05, 2009
I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL
by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 06, 2009