tatisfaction

tatisfaction is what a tattooist feels when he does a tattoo on a womans privates

man i did a tattoo on a womans breast the other night and it turnned me on so much it gave me total tatisfaction

by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 27, 2009

awful waffle

awful waffle is where you put syrup in your womans pussy then you make love to her and afterwards she licks the sweet syrup off your cock

me and my woman were feelin horny and wanted something sweet so i gave her an awful waffle

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

dairy queen

dairy queen is a gay cow

i think your cow is gay she must be a dairy queen cause she only eats heyyyy

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 08, 2009

G mail

G mail is where i go downtown on my ladys G spot and send her a message of love one letter at a time wit my tongue

i was feelin kinda horny and wanted my woman to know it so i sent her a G mail and boy id say my message was well recieved and totally made her day

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 08, 2009

fruit jar

a fruit jar is an urn for a gay person who has died

my friend went to his gay uncles funeral the other day well he was shocked to find he had been cremated and his ashes were put in a fruit jar for his last wish

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 05, 2009

foreskin

foreskin is what you yell out when playin penis golf right after you been swingin your 9 iron as a warning to others so they dont get hit when your balls are ready to let loose and fly

i was playin penis golf and swingin my 9 iron when i yelled out foreskin cause my women walked in front of me and i wanted to warn her that my balls were ready to fly

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 10, 2009

beach blanket bimbo

a beach blanket bimbo is an ugly slut who does nothing but hang out at the beach as she has nothing better to do

check it out i jus found out that shes a beach blanket bimbo that explains why shes always at the beach and never workin

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009