ODog N Cali M.C N T's definitions

skeeter piper

is a woman who plays the skin flute so well that she has all the guys following after her

she is the best skeeter piper around thats why all the guys follow her from town to town

by ODog N Cali M.C N T March 9, 2009

sponge bob

giving a sponge bob is when your given your woman oral sex while shes wearin the sponge

i jus realised while i was doin oral sex on my lady i seen she had her sponge in so i asked her how was that sponge bob

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

camel joe

a camel joe is a male version of the camel toe

omg gail jus told me that she seen a dude with a speedo so tight she seen his camel joe

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 4, 2009

ironic chronic

ironic chronic is weed that smokes itself

man the other day was a disaster i went and bought a pound of ironic chronic but wouldnt you know it it had smoked itself all up before i even got home to try it

by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009

PENCIL POCKET PUSSY

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK

I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL

by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 6, 2009

triple preparation h

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it

omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

harry twatter

a harry twatter is a magical hairy twat

a harry twatter makes love the best as its a magical experience every single time i mean every time i put my cock inside her she made it disappear like magic

by ODog N Cali M.C N T June 29, 2009