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fap 5 freddy

fap 5 freddy is a name for a rapper who likes to masterbate
my stage name is fap 5 freddy cause i rap and i love to masterbate
by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009
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G mail

G mail is where i go downtown on my ladys G spot and send her a message of love one letter at a time wit my tongue
i was feelin kinda horny and wanted my woman to know it so i sent her a G mail and boy id say my message was well recieved and totally made her day
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 8, 2009
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fruit jar

a fruit jar is an urn for a gay person who has died
my friend went to his gay uncles funeral the other day well he was shocked to find he had been cremated and his ashes were put in a fruit jar for his last wish
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009
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triple preparation h

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it
omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009
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PENCIL POCKET PUSSY

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK
I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL
by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 6, 2009
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ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders
joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009
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jacobs step stool

a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis
did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 2, 2009
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