ODog N Cali M.C N T's definitions

keister candy

keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy

wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

902wino

a 902wino is a high class bumb from beverly hills

the other day i was in beverly hills and i seen this bumb aka a 902wino beggin for change to buy some cristal champagne

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 3, 2009

awful waffle

awful waffle is where you put syrup in your womans pussy then you make love to her and afterwards she licks the sweet syrup off your cock

me and my woman were feelin horny and wanted something sweet so i gave her an awful waffle

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

pillsbury homeboy

a pillsbury homeboy is a heavy set gangster

damn look at that big ass gangster dude hes gotta weigh at least 350 he must be a pillsbury homeboy

by ODog N Cali M.C N T March 17, 2009

jacobs step stool

a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis

did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 2, 2009

nipple ripple

nipple ripple is ice cream made with breast milk

whenever i have me some nipple ripple i always get a double scoop

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 10, 2009

fruit jar

a fruit jar is an urn for a gay person who has died

my friend went to his gay uncles funeral the other day well he was shocked to find he had been cremated and his ashes were put in a fruit jar for his last wish

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009