OD Smith's definitions

Bas'tard

A bastard who happens to be retarded.

God, you're such a bas'tard.

by OD Smith August 2, 2007

CM Punk

MVP of Ring of Honor for the past 18 months, mainly due to his top-notch feuds with Raven and Samoa Joe (which included two 60-minute draws), as well as his quality ringwork and promos. Also the only cool straight edger I can think of, which is all part of his gimmick.

"I am drug free, I am alcohol free, and I am better than you."

by OD Smith April 11, 2005

star wars

A film, and not a particularly good one - AND THAT'S IT!

Move on with your lives, stop discussing hidden meanings, and realise you've wasted your life.

Return of the Jedi wasn't as good as the first one.

The Phantom Menace wasn't as good as the first one.

Attack of the Clones wasn't as good as the first one.

Revenge of the Sith will be great!!!

by OD Smith February 16, 2005

SEETEC

So you survived you advisor treating you like an ignorant skiver, lived through Gateway to Work - hey, you even gutted out being jammed in CETS for a large chunk of the year, but don't think that's the last thing New Deal have to throw at you like a brick. No, then they stick you in SEETEC for 13 weeks, where you are stuck doing all the same exercises you did on Gateway and at CETS once more for two out of the three hours you're supposed to be there, therefore meaning you can't actually apply for a job to get the hell out of there. They don't even increase your benefits for your duration this time.

Wait, I got through all the shit off my advisor, Gateway to Work AND six months at CETS, and you're sticking me in SEETEC where all that crap I already "learned" TWICE is regurgitated once more, despite being pointless and meaningless at this point?!?

by OD Smith September 26, 2005

cets

1. A place where embittered and unhelpful wastes of time work, telling you how to get a shitty job and deny you the opportunity to work where you want. This ignores the fact that they were on a course there and had no chance of getting a job themselves, so decided to work there and generally take out their frustrations on the poor sods stuck there.

2. Home of most New Deal courses, unemployable chavs and bigots, and an overhanging sense of despair.

"For the next six months you will be placed at the nearest CETS Centre and patronised until you can't be fucked to play along, while surrounded by ignorance on a scale not seen since the last BNP conference." (paraphrased, of course)

by OD Smith March 15, 2005

the matrix

1. A hugely overrated film, with two sequels that even the die-hards couldn't love - even if they did when they watched the trailer.

2. The only computer game less interactive than Myst.

3. Proof positive people want to add non-meanings and subtext to whatever film they like in order to sound intelligent, despite watching an exceedingly dumb film 20,000 times.

Just do a Google search...

by OD Smith February 16, 2005

Twunt

A word devisted by Planet Sound head honcho John Earls, in a 2/10 review for Boy Kill Boy.

Methinks the word "twunt" is the only way you can get close to calling members of BKB a twat and a cunt without being fired...

by OD Smith December 7, 2009