Homeschooled, Bro.

What a homeschooled kid says instead of explaining why he doesn't know something common.

"Dude, remember when bum fights came out?"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 20, 2016

bum chugging

Getting fucked up fast by inserting liquor into your asshole.

That dudes got such a problem drinking he's resorted to bum chugging.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

stooned

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

by O.D.B.O.D'd August 03, 2013

rubby rubby

When two hot girls rub their bare breasts together.

"I love it when my girl and I get a lap dance together and the stripper wants to play rubby rubby"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

clitar hero

When a girl rubs her clit so fast she looks like she's playing guitar hero

Sally played clitar hero all night last night, her wrist must be sore.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

cuddle rock

Lame ass music frat boys play for drunk sluts to appear sensitive and gentle when the real intentions are roofies and rape.

"He put on the cuddle rock and I felt sooo safe, then I woke up panties around my ankles in the ally"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016