fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

rubby rubby

When two hot girls rub their bare breasts together.

"I love it when my girl and I get a lap dance together and the stripper wants to play rubby rubby"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

stooned

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

gumballing

When a girl pushed your dickhead into her cheek while blowing you then takes her hand and pats and rubs it. Making eye contact is a bonus skill she can have.

When Jan looked me In the eye gumballing my cock I about blew my load.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 03, 2017

cuddle rock

Lame ass music frat boys play for drunk sluts to appear sensitive and gentle when the real intentions are roofies and rape.

"He put on the cuddle rock and I felt sooo safe, then I woke up panties around my ankles in the ally"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

bum chugging

Getting fucked up fast by inserting liquor into your asshole.

That dudes got such a problem drinking he's resorted to bum chugging.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

clitar hero

When a girl rubs her clit so fast she looks like she's playing guitar hero

Sally played clitar hero all night last night, her wrist must be sore.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016