Definitions by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E.

Spawned 

To be created out of, like, nothing. Uusally reserved for description of evil or malevolent creatures. It has a negatiive connotation.

I was spawned on a damp locker room floor.

Spawned by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 26, 2003

Plint

The act of engaging in personal warfare without being prepared in any physical way; e.g. being a knight and entering the battlefield without armor or a sword; being a modern soldier and fighting without body armor or a gun.

Beowulf killed Grendel even though he was plint; he knew God would decide the fate of the battle, and it was in his favor.

Plint by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 25, 2003

Jilk 

Ian hates me.

Dan you jilk

Jilk by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 23, 2003

sacred baby 

A baby who is spawned magically on everyone's back and can be accessed anytime. Can be thrown, turned into pudding, cheese, hamburger, or lobbed like a grenade, blown up, eaten, used for demolition work, turned into a spatula, launched from a catapult, and anything the mind desires.

me: i made a sacred baby into a rope ladder so i wouldn't have to climb my stairs.
him: i made one into a piece of paper and wrote in my own blood on it.
they: we are made of babies.
SACRED BABIES ARE ON YOUR BACK. GET ONE AND USE IT!

sacred baby by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 23, 2003

hapax legomenon 

n. A word or form that occurs only once in the recorded body of a given language.

schwonk: an uneducated phrase or comment.
UD goons might want to put that one in the archive.....

©uh-uh-uh

hapax legomenon by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 22, 2003

overrated 

Not nearly as cool as people think it is.

Compaq is overrated. Windows is overrated. Starcraft and Q3A and Simcity3000 and GTA3 are cool.

overrated by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 22, 2003

Ambulance chaser 

Douche bags that look for companies in financial crisis and then prey on them in order to suck any remaining assets or cash they may be able to profit from. They advertise in the national newspapers, on the radio and on TV.
They send unsolicited mail to companies and individuals to who have had county court judgements and winding up petitions lodged against them offering salvation and solutions. They make false promises to company directors. The companies who operate in this way charge huge fees for unprofessional advice.

oh shit i've been chased by an ambulance.

Ambulance chaser by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 22, 2003