Douche bags that look for companies in financial crisis and then prey on them in order to suck any remaining assets or cash they may be able to profit from. They advertise in the national newspapers, on the radio and on TV.
They send unsolicited mail to companies and individuals to who have had county court judgements and winding up petitions lodged against them offering salvation and solutions. They make false promises to company directors. The companies who operate in this way charge huge fees for unprofessional advice.
They send unsolicited mail to companies and individuals to who have had county court judgements and winding up petitions lodged against them offering salvation and solutions. They make false promises to company directors. The companies who operate in this way charge huge fees for unprofessional advice.
by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 22, 2003
the dark side of the moon, the core of the Earth, inside your own rectum without a mirror, etc.
"Wow dude did you see goatse.cx?
I can't do it because its nupital."
"Wow dude did you see goatse.cx?
I can't do it because its nupital."
by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 10, 2003
the Motion Picture Association of America -- a bunch of greedy dolts who think they can shame you into not downloading movies by showing a bunch of sad people complain about not having as much money as they used to because the evil perpetrators took it all when they shared their recorded copy of The Karate Kid II for all the other perpetrators to enjoy.
by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 17, 2003
by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 10, 2003
To be created out of, like, nothing. Uusally reserved for description of evil or malevolent creatures. It has a negatiive connotation.
by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 26, 2003
A baby who is spawned magically on everyone's back and can be accessed anytime. Can be thrown, turned into pudding, cheese, hamburger, or lobbed like a grenade, blown up, eaten, used for demolition work, turned into a spatula, launched from a catapult, and anything the mind desires.
me: i made a sacred baby into a rope ladder so i wouldn't have to climb my stairs.
him: i made one into a piece of paper and wrote in my own blood on it.
they: we are made of babies.
SACRED BABIES ARE ON YOUR BACK. GET ONE AND USE IT!
him: i made one into a piece of paper and wrote in my own blood on it.
they: we are made of babies.
SACRED BABIES ARE ON YOUR BACK. GET ONE AND USE IT!
by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 23, 2003
The act of engaging in personal warfare without being prepared in any physical way; e.g. being a knight and entering the battlefield without armor or a sword; being a modern soldier and fighting without body armor or a gun.
Beowulf killed Grendel even though he was plint; he knew God would decide the fate of the battle, and it was in his favor.
by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 25, 2003