Definitions by NotPieGuy
Capitalism
An economic system based on two basic truisms:
1. Humans are greedy
2. Humans act in their own self interest FIRST
Capitalism exploits these two truisms by creating an economic structure in which benefiting yourself benefits the society as a whole. For example, when Jeff Bezos created Amazon, he benefited himself by giving himself complete financial freedom; and he benefited the society as a whole by providing fast, reliable shipping and delivery.
1. Humans are greedy
2. Humans act in their own self interest FIRST
Capitalism exploits these two truisms by creating an economic structure in which benefiting yourself benefits the society as a whole. For example, when Jeff Bezos created Amazon, he benefited himself by giving himself complete financial freedom; and he benefited the society as a whole by providing fast, reliable shipping and delivery.
Capitalism by NotPieGuy January 22, 2021
Phil Swift
An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.
John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
Phil Swift by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021
Useless faggot
Useless faggot by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021
Monsoon of Failure
Monsoon of Failure by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021
Donald Trump
The president of the United States from 2016 - 2020. Often insulted, bashed, and mocked for everything he does, no matter how good or bad whatever he did actually is. Hated despite his successes in foreign affairs because other nations thinks he's a fucking nutcase that'll turn their entire country into a glass factory if they look at him the wrong way.
Sam: Donald Trump really isn't that bad of a president. There are a lot worse ones.
John: I agree that he's certainly not as bad as people say he is, but there have been better presidents. Like Abraham Lincoln, he-
Izzy, he/her, blm, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OMG STFU U STUPID ALT-RIGHT NEONAZIS!!!!!! ONMHG IMGE REPTORTING YUIO TO TWTITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG
John: I agree that he's certainly not as bad as people say he is, but there have been better presidents. Like Abraham Lincoln, he-
Izzy, he/her, blm, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OMG STFU U STUPID ALT-RIGHT NEONAZIS!!!!!! ONMHG IMGE REPTORTING YUIO TO TWTITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG
Donald Trump by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021