Definitions by Not videogamedunkey

cattywampus

how the fuck would I know?

"You're being a real cattywampus today, and that might be a good thing."

"yoooo bro, that party last night was so cattywampus."

cattywampus by Not videogamedunkey January 4, 2023

Duck 

A big, fearsome sea creature with a grape addiction.

"The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 458 ducks."

Duck by Not videogamedunkey November 10, 2022

spelunker 

How the fuck would I know?

Guy 1: "hey man, I'm thinking about becoming a full-time spelunker."

Guy 2: "How the fuck did you get in my house?"

spelunker by Not videogamedunkey November 9, 2022

Hawaiian pizza 

It's like pizza, but more pizza. If you don't like Hawaiian pizza, there is something seriously wrong with you.

"Hey man, let's go out to get some Hawaiian pizza."

"Isn't that just normal pizza?"

"Double check your closet tonight."

Hawaiian pizza by Not videogamedunkey November 7, 2022

videogamedunkey 

videogamedunkey is another word for a deity, or a god, above all else. The most popular videogamedunkey of our time is an ultimate lord of video games titled "Dunk," who reincarnated into a goblin to prove the existence of his kind through internet sensation "videogamedunkey."

"Videogamedunkey is most perfectest guy and goblin."

"You are being a real Videogamedunkey today, and that's a semi good thing."

videogamedunkey by Not videogamedunkey October 15, 2022