Not John Doe's definitions

PadHole

People who use their giant iPads to take pictures and look like assholes.

"That PadHole is blocking the view with his iPad 2"

by Not John Doe June 3, 2015

Third Wheel Effect

The effect of being left out by your friend because he/she is with someone else.

Most teens face the Third Wheel Effect when their friends start dating.

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

No Flex Though

When you want to brag, but you don't want to sound like too big of a douche.

Guy 1: "Aye homie. You ask out that G yet?"
Guy 2: " Man I took that trash OUT!! No Flex though."

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

Inniemate

A friend or chum you share an inside joke with.

"I was staring at my Inniemate when the teacher talked about sex"

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

Mrs. Puff

A teacher who can stand the dumbest kids ever. Can also be used as a verb (as in "pulling a Mrs.Puff)

"Dude, she pulled a Mrs. Puff when Jimbo asked a question she just answered."

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

Ear Drummers

"Rae Sremmurd" backwards. Come on guys. No one is named "Rae".

"Man, Ear Drummers got the bass bumpin' and the club thumpin' last night".

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015