Definitions by Not Aaron Krause
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fuckity fucking fuck by Not Aaron Krause August 3, 2016
onision-pology
When one apologizes for an action by demonizing other people who commit such acts, thereby admitting what they did was wrong like good people, without harming their pride by admitting fault. Used by people such as this eponym's namesake, Onision, and his apologies of sorts for transgressing his girlfriend's boundaries and anti-furry hate speech.
Just three days ago, Altair was screaming FURFAG in my face, but now, he's fucking beating the hell out of people who call me that! Talk about one hell of an excessive Onision-pology.
onision-pology by Not Aaron Krause July 31, 2016
pet the seal
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
pet the seal by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015
crafthead
someone who plays minecraft for an extended period of time. This term is a portmanteau of "craft" (minecraft) and "Crackhead", denoting the addictive properties of the game minecraft.
I am a crafthead, and i'm proud of it. No wonder Microsoft wanted in on the minecraft and ported it to xbox 360. it has to be the best non-halo XB360 game ever, even though it's simply a shadow of the PC version.
crafthead by Not Aaron Krause January 23, 2014
PC gaming
the superior device for gaming, for many reasons, such as:
1: it's cheaper to buy a PC than to buy a console, especially with rising console prices and dropping PC prices
2: you can play old games on better software and hardware on a computer
3: you can play old and new games on the same system
4: you can download mods to add to the game
5: if you don't like a game, just delete it, which saves resources and gives you data
6: steam lets you buy games over the internet, which is cheaper and doesn't use resources on packaging and game discs
7: you can program mods for it on your computer
8: there are free computer games to play
9: it is encouraging copycat consoles adding the internet and stuff to try to copy PC, so that's stuff that's better that it wants
10: thanks to steam, you don't have to drive or walk to the game store or anywhere to get games, you just need to buy them on your computer
also, if you write a negative definition, you're arguing against a PC on a PC. so get over it, console gamers. you offered no points. You may argue over screen size. there's massive smartTVs that act as monitors for a reason, and with consoles, you can't really have multiple monitors. also, you can play console exclusives on a PC with an emulator, and PC/console non-exclusive games, as well as PC exclusives, but you can't play PC exclusives on a console.
1: it's cheaper to buy a PC than to buy a console, especially with rising console prices and dropping PC prices
2: you can play old games on better software and hardware on a computer
3: you can play old and new games on the same system
4: you can download mods to add to the game
5: if you don't like a game, just delete it, which saves resources and gives you data
6: steam lets you buy games over the internet, which is cheaper and doesn't use resources on packaging and game discs
7: you can program mods for it on your computer
8: there are free computer games to play
9: it is encouraging copycat consoles adding the internet and stuff to try to copy PC, so that's stuff that's better that it wants
10: thanks to steam, you don't have to drive or walk to the game store or anywhere to get games, you just need to buy them on your computer
also, if you write a negative definition, you're arguing against a PC on a PC. so get over it, console gamers. you offered no points. You may argue over screen size. there's massive smartTVs that act as monitors for a reason, and with consoles, you can't really have multiple monitors. also, you can play console exclusives on a PC with an emulator, and PC/console non-exclusive games, as well as PC exclusives, but you can't play PC exclusives on a console.
i used to play video games on a playstation 2, but i switched to pc gaming when i got a low-end laptop, which had better performance/price ratio than any console, while also doing more. good luck running chrome and Linux on a console, bitch.
BONUS ANSWERS:
11: You can do more on a PC than on a console
12: If you want to play console exclusives, just download an emulator and plug in a controller.
13: there are plenty of entertaining flash games you can play for free on a console on any browser, as opposed to the simple internet explorer browser added by xbox to their console
14: way more options with a keyboard and mouse in terms of controls, as well as text chat
15: you can build your own and play on it. if you build your own console, it won't be able to play console games for other consoles, but whether dell, HP, lenovo, or any computer, even custom-built ones, you're still able to play all of the games on your computer
16: You can have a lot more hardware peripherals on it, such as the ocolus rift, computer controllers, joysticks, and webcams. The kinect can be added to the computer and used with an emulator.
17: You can play the same games with the same features and specs on the portable (laptop) and the home (desktop tower) device
18: Even WITH physical media, such as CD-ROMs, PC games are still cheaper b/c no license costs
19: you can privately chat on any game with friends over skype
20: generally more mature player base
BONUS ANSWERS:
11: You can do more on a PC than on a console
12: If you want to play console exclusives, just download an emulator and plug in a controller.
13: there are plenty of entertaining flash games you can play for free on a console on any browser, as opposed to the simple internet explorer browser added by xbox to their console
14: way more options with a keyboard and mouse in terms of controls, as well as text chat
15: you can build your own and play on it. if you build your own console, it won't be able to play console games for other consoles, but whether dell, HP, lenovo, or any computer, even custom-built ones, you're still able to play all of the games on your computer
16: You can have a lot more hardware peripherals on it, such as the ocolus rift, computer controllers, joysticks, and webcams. The kinect can be added to the computer and used with an emulator.
17: You can play the same games with the same features and specs on the portable (laptop) and the home (desktop tower) device
18: Even WITH physical media, such as CD-ROMs, PC games are still cheaper b/c no license costs
19: you can privately chat on any game with friends over skype
20: generally more mature player base
PC gaming by Not Aaron Krause December 17, 2013
fuck a cheese
i was so bored and feeling really crazy, I decided to write some random thing into the keyboard. this is what came up: fuck a cheese.
fuck a cheese by Not Aaron Krause October 30, 2013