4 definitions by Noot noot

Egg Monstering

When one is so overwhelmed with emotion that they become a emotional squealing ball of joy.

Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.

by Noot noot December 30, 2016

Jared

A creepy boy who likes to approach women in grocery stores while stroking his little dick.

Yeah, I was just trying to get some Oreos when this guy approached me, he was a total Jared, and really short too.

by Noot noot January 20, 2017

Apple socks

A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.

So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.

by Noot noot July 24, 2011

Brigid

A slut who loves Lulu lemon and pretends that she doesn't suck dick due to low self esteem. She's short and slow like a retarded elf and thinks she has money. She's actually broke and once she figures that out she'll cry until her channel facemask starts to peel.

OMG did you see Brigid in that ugly ass outfit?
Yeah, I can't believe she left the house like that.

by Noot noot January 20, 2017