Definitions by Noone Importantatall

get shreked 

an expression used in lieu of "get wrecked." It evokes imagery of the Disney series Shrek. It is used when one makes a mistake or a fool of themselves.

guy 1: ah, these waves are massive, dude!
guy 2: dude, get shreked!
guy 3: stop getting shreked like it's your nine to five, bro!

get shreked by Noone Importantatall June 26, 2019

Hashtag 

A symbol used excessively on social media platforms. In recent months, hashtags have been verbally used. If you speak in hashtags, you are a hashtagee. Spread the word: STOP USING VERBAL HASHTAGS

Joe: Yo look at that dude over there! He lifts 500!
Bob: Hashtag (#) Lifegoals
Joe: Wow you've gone that low.

Hashtag by Noone Importantatall June 16, 2015

Rel 

A nickname for the name Ariel. Get it, R.E.L.? No?

Rel, wazzup?

Rel by Noone Importantatall March 13, 2015

beach 

A place that may as well be heaven in disguise. Warning: Beaches may lead to gorgeous tans, adventures, and fun times.

Lol, all my friends are going skiing this winter, but I'm going to the beach! Jealous yet?

beach by Noone Importantatall March 12, 2015