Definitions by NonpedoSargon

Woke 

Literally mentally-retarded, virulent anti-white racists who believe that men are women and babies should be permitted to make love to whomever they want. Responsible for the downfall of civilization and the onset of the Dumb Ages.

"Why is that guy standing out there holding that sign "Love is Love" with the picture of the naked toddler on it?"

"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."

Woke by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

BLM 

"Black Lives Murder" -- a racist criminal organization which thrives on extracting millions from the very dumbest ("wokeist") members of Western Civilization.

"They've been repeatedly busted for massive fraud and financial reporting crimes but of course they're never going to be called on it."

"Who?"

"BLM".

BLM by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Dark Brandon 

The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."

"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"

"That would be Dark Brandon."

Dark Brandon by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Cotton Ceiling 

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.

"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."

Cotton Ceiling by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021