Infinity

Infinity is endless. Not only meaning you won't make it to the end, but also that it's the amount of balls that can fit in ya jaws. And it's the only number that doesn't even exist.
Person 1: How many things do you have to do?
Person 2: Infinity.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Infinity, i have to do an endless amount of things.
Person 1: Human brains already do infinite things by breathing, even when you dream.
Person 2: Ok so?
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a

It's obviously the first letter of the alphabet, it's also a vowel. So why the fuck did you search one letter if you know this?
Father: Take out the trash!
Kid: A
Father: What!?
Kid: noclips to the backrooms
Father: Oh well i didn't need that kid anyway
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Mistake

Something we all learned from, it's a term for something you did on accident.
I've made a small mistake! It's all ruined!

- Artists
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India

The country that is insanely dense, and itโ€™s so flooded with scams, fuck. I hope they realize they shouldnโ€™t scam people.
Indian: English Indian accent noises
Person: Okay that sounds a little weird
Indian: I give you free robux just give me your ip adress
Person: no
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pousi

A black cat, but you say it in a different way.
Guy 1: Where did your pousi go?
Guy 2: Oh they jumped off a 5-story window.
Guy 1: What the actual fuck!?
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