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๐Ÿซ€ 

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My ๐Ÿซ€ hurts!

Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

Sonic boom 

When you fart but it spreads out fastly.
Guy 1: Time to fart, but itโ€™ll create a sonic boom because how fast it spreads out!
Guy 2: ๐Ÿ’€
Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: why
The country that is insanely dense, and itโ€™s so flooded with scams, fuck. I hope they realize they shouldnโ€™t scam people.
Indian: English Indian accent noises
Person: Okay that sounds a little weird
Indian: I give you free robux just give me your ip adress
Person: no