India

The country that is insanely dense, and itโ€™s so flooded with scams, fuck. I hope they realize they shouldnโ€™t scam people.
Indian: English Indian accent noises
Person: Okay that sounds a little weird
Indian: I give you free robux just give me your ip adress
Person: no
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pousi

A black cat, but you say it in a different way.
Guy 1: Where did your pousi go?
Guy 2: Oh they jumped off a 5-story window.
Guy 1: What the actual fuck!?
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Mistake

Something we all learned from, it's a term for something you did on accident.
I've made a small mistake! It's all ruined!

- Artists
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China

The country that has created every single atom.
Everything is made from China.
China: We made everything
Americans: You aren't god y'now
China: Are you sure about that?

..... Are americans really SURE?
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a

It's obviously the first letter of the alphabet, it's also a vowel. So why the fuck did you search one letter if you know this?
Father: Take out the trash!
Kid: A
Father: What!?
Kid: noclips to the backrooms
Father: Oh well i didn't need that kid anyway
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