Nokmin of Adonai's definitions

tardsquatch

1. Hybrid of retard and sasquatch. 2. A large and/or hairy retard.

"She aggravates the piss out of me with her stupid questions."
"What do you expect? She's a fuckin' tardsquatch."

by Nokmin of Adonai October 4, 2006

hug my wallies

1. An invitation to partake in enjoying one's scrotum. 2. A smartass expression aimed at any malcontent.

"Hagan's not going to like this at all."
"Hagan can hug my wallies."

by Nokmin of Adonai September 18, 2006

SHITCHYEAH

1. Emphatic expression of happiness, excitement, and/or affirmation. 2. Alternative version of "Fuckin' A!" 3. Nokmin of Adonai's personal catchphrase - emphasis on the ssshhhhhhhhhh sound at the beginning of the word.

1. "Dude! We passed the D/R test!"
"SHITCHYEAH!"

2. "Did you really bang that skank?"
"SHITCHYEAH!"

by Nokmin of Adonai September 20, 2006

clit chubby

The female equivalent of the male erection; most commonly applies to lesbians.

Sally the dyke had a raging clit chubby the entire time we were down at Solid Platinum.

by Nokmin of Adonai October 9, 2006

dick darts

the act of male on male anal sex

"I bet that fudgepacker is downstairs playing a round of dick darts with Lamar."

by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005

queef in a flower shop

a lie; an untruth; a fallacy

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.

by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005

Ass Heroics

1. Any display of jackasstics. 2. The act of stupidity that contributes discomfort to a situation.

When Asbury threw a chewed up piece of fudge on my poster of the Wonderbra chick, I immediately said, "If you're going to continue your ass heroics, you can just get the fuck out of my room."

by Nokmin of Adonai October 4, 2006