Definitions by Noel O’Gism

Cuntfort Food

Fish Taco, Fur Burger etc

I had a lovely Fish Taco from the Muff Diner last night.

Real Cuntfort Food.

Delicious!

Cuntfort Food by Noel O’Gism March 16, 2021

Bay Marine 

What a moron may call a Bain Marie.

Me: “Those hot dogs gave me diarrhoea.”
You: “Why the surprise? They were floating in the Bay Marine for 3 weeks until you rescued them!”
Me: “(thought bubble) Moron!”

Bay Marine by Noel O’Gism February 19, 2021

Inevitablism 

A religion; a true and accurate religion.

A religion of acceptance.

Retrospectively proven.
Prospectively...it’s just a matter of time!

Friend: “Noel, you seem so calm of late.”
Me: “I am calm. I’ve embraced Inevitablism, the religion of acceptance.”

Inevitablism by Noel O’Gism February 19, 2021

Inevitablist 

One who believes in the inevitable. A really safe “religion” because, by definition, it will come to pass.

Sceptic: “I don’t think the sun will rise tomorrow.”
Me: “Of course it will!”
Sceptic:”Why are you always so confident? Your faith is astounding!”
Me: “I’m an Inevitablist.”

Inevitablist by Noel O’Gism February 17, 2021

udiocy 

udiocy = ud + idiocy

A type of bigotry and stupidity afflicting what seems to be a large number of Urban Dictionary readers.

Udiocy is shown where sensible, logical references pointing out the pathological narcissism etc etc etc of Donald Trump, are met with “dislikes” outnumbering the “likes”.

The udiocy in the USA amongst the Urban Dictionary readership is both astounding and depressing.

It seems that a lot of backward, ill informed morons remain completely blinded by the former President, Donald ‘Loser’ Trump.

Udiots!

udiocy by Noel O’Gism December 28, 2020

blumpkin doll 

The perfect Christmas gift !

Thanks Santa!
I really love my Blumpkin Doll!
And the missus is happy too!

blumpkin doll by Noel O’Gism December 24, 2020