Bannocks

The testicles. Originally refers to a type of bread from Scotland.

I'd kick him square in the bannocks!

This is simply a massive pain in the bannocks!

by Nobli May 22, 2023

Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin

He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.

by Nobli May 07, 2023

Hanging things

The male genitalia.

The guys kegged him during P.E. and everyone saw his hanging things.

She got mad at him and kicked his hanging things.

by Nobli May 23, 2022

Pear o' balls

The testicles. A pear(scrotum) of balls(testicles), also a pear(pair) of balls.

Damn, she kicked his pear o' balls!

You'd have to have a big pear o' balls to do this shit!

That porn actor has a big pear o' balls!

by Nobli May 27, 2023

Crackers

The testicles.

Guy 1: He got into a fight last night and some cracker cracked his crackers! He spend half an hour clutching them!
Guy 2: Ohh damn! Now he has to leave his girlfriend alone for a while!

by Nobli January 18, 2023

Righty

The right testicle.

-Dude, you alright?
- Fuck no! That bitch kicked my righty!

by Nobli May 04, 2020

Sensitive spot

The male genitalia. Usually only refers to the testicles.

She kicked his sensitive spot!

by Nobli May 25, 2022