Righty

The right testicle.

-Dude, you alright?
- Fuck no! That bitch kicked my righty!

by Nobli May 04, 2020

Oh my balls

Generic reaction of a man who has been hit in the testicles.

Oh my balls, my balls!

by Nobli November 19, 2022

Bare naked

Completely naked. In the birthday suit.

1. We caught him playing counter-strike bare naked!

2. They were swimming bare naked.

3.The thief was stripped of his clothes and left bare naked on the street.

by Nobli July 02, 2015

Eierschuss

(German) Literally eggshot. A hit in the testicles.
Feared mostly by boys and teenagers, Played as a prank and for those who play sports.
It is said that guys who don't behave aroud girls sooner or later will have (Rührei "zwischen den Beinen" haben) translates to (Having scrambled eggs "between your legs") (Very hard shots can also lead to impotence )

Für einen Eierschuss muss einem männlichem Gegner in den Schritt geschossen werden. (For an Eierschuss, a male opponent must be shot in the crotch.)

by Nobli June 05, 2023

Pear o' balls

The testicles. A pear(scrotum) of balls(testicles), also a pear(pair) of balls.

Damn, she kicked his pear o' balls!

You'd have to have a big pear o' balls to do this shit!

That porn actor has a big pear o' balls!

by Nobli May 26, 2023

Tenders

A Male's tender meat. The testicles, the softies, the soft ones.

-Are you alright?
-FUCK NO!
-Haha, she got you right in the tenders next time put a cup on before hitting on girls. Lesson learned now let's go home. Get up!
-Dad, i can't! I need five minutes!

by Nobli April 07, 2013

kick in the manhood

A kick in the testicles.

Girl 1-Men can be brought to their knees by a simple kick in the manhood!

Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.

by Nobli November 19, 2022