Nobli's definitions

Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin

He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.

by Nobli May 7, 2023

kick in the manhood

A kick in the testicles.

Girl 1-Men can be brought to their knees by a simple kick in the manhood!

Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.

by Nobli November 19, 2022

Trouser eggs

The testicles.

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!

by Nobli May 7, 2023

Crackers

The testicles.

Guy 1: He got into a fight last night and some cracker cracked his crackers! He spend half an hour clutching them!
Guy 2: Ohh damn! Now he has to leave his girlfriend alone for a while!

by Nobli January 18, 2023

Ballseye

Commonly used to make fun of guys who got hit in the balls, same as in bullseye (right in the spot).

-Wrestler gets kicked in the balls during a wrestling match-

Wrestler: *screams* "ooohhh!!! My balls!!!"
Girls watching the match: Hahaha! ballseye!!!
Wrestler: *cries*

by Nobli November 12, 2012

Hanging brass

The genitals, sometimes referred only to the testicles.

When i am on duty i wear a cup to protect my hanging brass!

by Nobli January 14, 2023

Righty

The right testicle.

-Dude, you alright?
- Fuck no! That bitch kicked my righty!

by Nobli May 4, 2020