Nobli's definitions

Spew my balls

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.

Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!

by Nobli January 14, 2023

Hanging brass

The genitals, sometimes referred only to the testicles.

When i am on duty i wear a cup to protect my hanging brass!

by Nobli January 14, 2023

Oh my balls

Generic reaction of a man who has been hit in the testicles.

Oh my balls, my balls!

by Nobli November 19, 2022

kick in the manhood

A kick in the testicles.

Girl 1-Men can be brought to their knees by a simple kick in the manhood!

Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.

by Nobli November 19, 2022

cashews

Small testicles.

I'ma kick him to see if he has nuts or cashews!

by Nobli November 8, 2022

To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022

Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.

Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!

by Nobli May 30, 2022