by Noah November 12, 2004

A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.
Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.
by Noah March 24, 2004

by Noah May 23, 2003

Stands for "Care Bear" b/c it is supposed to look like the "Care Bear Stare" The term Care Bear is used to describle generaly lame people in videogames or on the internet.
Synonymous with "noob or newb"
Synonymous with "noob or newb"
by Noah May 23, 2003

shut your face or you'll find yourself Rohypnoled.
by noah April 05, 2005

To engage in acts of physical intimacy with a member of the sex to which you are attracted. Including, but not limited to, tongue, ass, pussy etc..
by Noah March 19, 2003

The act of smearing poo on someone to give them sideburns. Usually done in their sleep. Much like a "Dirty sanchez" or "Hitler".
by Noah April 07, 2004
