Noah's definitions

Brain-Weasels

A common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. The only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.

Crap, you're infested with the BRAIN-WEASELS! Quick, smother him/her with a pillow.

*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*

by Noah February 1, 2005

oyf

A general expression of dismay, usually said by Canadians.

Similar to oy.

oyf, my roommate is a baptist.

by Noah July 2, 2004

flookoom

Anything and nothing at the same time. To those who don't understand the ways of flookoom, it means nothing, but to those who understand it, it can be used to replace any word expressing a feeling.

"Goddamn you...FLOOKOOM!"

by Noah October 21, 2004

torxmeppy

Torxmeppy means, litterally, to suddenly realize and simultaneously declare ones homosexuality.

Person1: "Holy shit, I think I'm gay!"
Person2: "Wow, way to pull a Torxmeppy."

by Noah November 18, 2004

snoogens

From Kevin Smith Movies; used by teh character "Jay" It has no real meaning but is just something you can say sort of like "all right!" or "yeah!"

Lets trash this place and tehn go smoke a bowl.

Snoogens.

by noah May 25, 2003

sears tower

When you get a stiffy before a girl even touches you.

When Joanna walked by Mark, he immediatly turned into the Sears Tower.

by Noah November 25, 2004

a Fonzie

The act of smearing poo on someone to give them sideburns. Usually done in their sleep. Much like a "Dirty sanchez" or "Hitler".

Chris got a fonzie last night, and it smeared all over his pillow.

by Noah April 7, 2004