Definitions by No Work Dave

pussy gasket 

A goatee that creates a seal around trim to hold all the juices in

If you're a fiend, you really need a pussy gasket to savor all the flavor

pussy gasket by No Work Dave April 30, 2015

Geoffrey Chaucer 

An inside term for a pinch/dip of chewing tobacco.

Hey Joe can I bum a Geoffrey Chaucer off of you bro?

Geoffrey Chaucer by No Work Dave November 1, 2010