No Pants Man's definitions

stong

The song that's stuck in your head

Alfred: Juniper, you've been singing "Blood on the Leaves" all day.
Juniper: I can't help it...it's my stong.

by No Pants Man May 7, 2019

Sportgasm

occurs when a sport commentator masturbates

Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.

by No Pants Man August 29, 2012

Tiger

The group of women that have had sex with Tiger Woods.

Charlene: Hey, Maria. Guess what?
Maria: What?
Charlene: I just had sex with Tiger Woods.
Maria: Oh that's so funny I had sex with him a few days ago. We are both tigers now.

by No Pants Man November 9, 2012

unreesh

Slang term that supposedly originated in the Los Angeles area. When something is awesome or really dope, it is unreesh. Can be used as an adjective or exclamation.

Person 1: Yo, God's Plan by Drake is an unreesh song bro!
Person 2: So true bro! Unreeeeesh!

by No Pants Man May 9, 2018