Definitions by No Lies, Only Truth

Burner

What Timmy Turner wishes he had so he could kill everyone walking.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear Desiigner's new song , "Timmy Turner"? It's a burner!

Guy 2: Yeah, I can't wait for the English Version to come out!

Burner by No Lies, Only Truth August 8, 2016

Virginia Tech 

The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?

Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....

Virginia Tech by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

Ivy League 

The place your parents wanted you to go to, but even YOUR dumbass knew you wouldn't get in.

I went to an Ivy League, now I have a bachelors degree and over 100,000 in debt because I wasn't very poor or very rich!

Ivy League by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

University of Nebraska 

A couple buildings in the middle of nowhere that are apparently considered a "university". I mean really, what the fuck is even in Nebraska?

Guy 1: Yeah, you know, I go to the University of Nebraska
Guy 2: What? Since When did Nebraska have anything other than Dairy Cows?
Guy 1: *Quietly Sobs*

University of Nebraska by No Lies, Only Truth August 5, 2016