Cuntroversial

The word you use to describe an awful person trying to stir trouble to make themselves famous.

Did you hear Tomi Lahren saying that she has always been controversial?

I think she meant cuntroversial.

by No Hemingway May 29, 2020

Morganized

The opposite of organized but pronounced more organized.

Oh no, he morganized it.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

Voetry

When people express their political opinion through poetry and song.

There is so much voetry on Twitter and Instagram as we approach the midterm election.

by No Hemingway October 16, 2018

Coronavirus Office

Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.

The president will speak to reporters live from The Coronavirus Office

by No Hemingway October 05, 2020

White Privilege

When you describe the term "White Privilege" as being as offensive as the N-word.

Did someone honestly argue that White Privilege is as offensive as the N-word? That's the textbook definition of White Privilege.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

alternative august

The alternative timeline when Kellyanne Conway left the White House in Alternative August to take care of her children.

Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.

In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".

by No Hemingway October 05, 2020

Renfe minute

A Renfe Minute is the amount of time you wait for a (Renfe) train in Spain to arrive as the digital display counts down some made-up number.

I arrived at the station and the display said that the train was only a minute away. It said that for the next 7 minutes.

It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.

by No Hemingway February 18, 2020