No Hemingway's definitions

Coronavirus Office

Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.

The president will speak to reporters live from The Coronavirus Office

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

AGGAAM

AGGAAM is The Annual General G.A.A. Meeting, a AGM for a Gaelic Athletics Association club.

Will you be at the AGGAAMM on time?

¿AGGAAMM?
Yeah, the Annual General Meeting of the GAA in Madrid.

by No Hemingway November 29, 2021

alternative august

The alternative timeline when Kellyanne Conway left the White House in Alternative August to take care of her children.

Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.

In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Morganized

The opposite of organized but pronounced more organized.

Oh no, he morganized it.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

Faminator

A person who promotes famine as a political tool.

Wow, Boris Johnson made The Faminator Priti Patel his Home Secretary.

by No Hemingway August 5, 2019

Renfe minute

A Renfe Minute is the amount of time you wait for a (Renfe) train in Spain to arrive as the digital display counts down some made-up number.

I arrived at the station and the display said that the train was only a minute away. It said that for the next 7 minutes.

It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.

by No Hemingway February 18, 2020

Fuckerberg

A weird guy who reads your messages and censors your Facebook posts.

The most anti-social person on social media.

Damn, I wanted to share this funny post but I just got Fuckerberged.
Fuckerberg?

Yeah, you know the creepy guy who reads your DMs.

by No Hemingway May 28, 2020