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by No Hemingway July 3, 2019
Get the Big Dick Daymug. The time when Kellyanne Conway left the White House to focus on her children and not the daycare centre where she was employed to give Alternative Facts.
In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
Get the Alternative Augustmug. A weird guy who reads your messages and censors your Facebook posts.
The most anti-social person on social media.
The most anti-social person on social media.
Damn, I wanted to share this funny post but I just got Fuckerberged.
Fuckerberg?
Yeah, you know the creepy guy who reads your DMs.
Fuckerberg?
Yeah, you know the creepy guy who reads your DMs.
by No Hemingway May 28, 2020
Get the Fuckerbergmug. by No Hemingway August 5, 2019
Get the Faminatormug. A Renfe Minute is the amount of time you wait for a (Renfe) train in Spain to arrive as the digital display counts down some made-up number.
I arrived at the station and the display said that the train was only a minute away. It said that for the next 7 minutes.
It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.
It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.
by No Hemingway February 18, 2020
Get the Renfe minutemug. Did you hear Tomi Lahren saying that she has always been controversial?
I think she meant cuntroversial.
I think she meant cuntroversial.
by No Hemingway May 29, 2020
Get the Cuntroversialmug. The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.
by No Hemingway June 15, 2020
Get the Sarcasm World Championshipsmug.