No Hemingway's definitions

BREXIT Breakfast

A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.

I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.

by No Hemingway November 13, 2018

guam missile crisis

The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.

Nuclear Bunkers had to order extra ice-cream during the Guam Missile Crisis.

by No Hemingway August 11, 2017

Voetry

When people express their political opinion through poetry and song.

There is so much voetry on Twitter and Instagram as we approach the midterm election.

by No Hemingway October 16, 2018

Big Dick Day

When you organise a spectacular military parade to say, "Tanks" to all your dictator friends.

Did you see all those Russian tanks at the inaugural Big Dick Day?

by No Hemingway July 3, 2019

Faminator

A person who promotes famine as a political tool.

Wow, Boris Johnson made The Faminator Priti Patel his Home Secretary.

by No Hemingway August 5, 2019

Earther

The belief that Donal Trump is not eligible to be president unless he can prove he is from Earth.

If Trump was a birther, should´t we all become earthers?

by No Hemingway August 23, 2016

Warped Mind

When someone only thinks of Star Trek or Television and makes strange comments that everyone knows they didn't really think about before saying something stupid.

Did you hear Donald Trump talking about Operation Warp Speed? He has such a Warped Mind.

by No Hemingway May 20, 2020