Soft Tuna

A very moist, loose or soggy pussy that smells like an old unused fish tank.
Man: “her pussy is like a soft tuna.”
by Nintendo Portable Device November 27, 2019
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Blow-out

When you either fart, shart or shit and you blow your intestines out whilst doing so.
Person 1: ‘What do you think is the worst way to die?’
Person 2: ‘A Blow-out.
by Nintendo Portable Device December 29, 2018
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Car Crash

When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.
Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...
by Nintendo Portable Device June 16, 2018
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