Definitions by Ninja Clan Lord

a good spend 

A good buy, worth the money

Originally from girl speak, now in common usage

1. Walmart rice? That's not a good spend. You should have got the 25 year shelf life rice.
2. Wilderness survival books? That's not a good spend. You should have got body armor.

a good spend by Ninja Clan Lord February 16, 2017

hot-dog stand 

Euphemistic for a bar or disco dancing club, the good place around to meet women. Where women go to procure a "hot-dog."

"Sometimes there are plenty of hookers standing on the corner, and no customers. Maybe it's just a matter of time. Are you sure you're going everywhere you're supposed to? Looking in the right places? Did you go to the local hot-dog stand?"

hot-dog stand by Ninja Clan Lord February 14, 2017

schlub 

A trashy person, loser, or drip

"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.

schlub by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

offensive strike 

Use of a snowboard, or anything else, as an offensive or preemptive weapon, instead of as an interpretive tool or progression tool to tell a group's story, foster communities, or improve ties among and between them.

"Oh, man, those people won't clear out from the bottom of the unloading ramp- offensive strike!!!"

offensive strike by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

smarty 

A smarty is a smart person.

Hey, you know him? He's a smarty.

smarty by Ninja Clan Lord January 30, 2017

zombie pizza

Pizza left out past when it could still be good, as would be found after an apocalypse in many homes and businesses.

1. We went scavenging around in the houses on that street the other day, and didn't find anything worthwhile or interesting, just the usual zombie pizza.

2. Sometimes at a house where students live, all the food you can find is zombie pizza.

zombie pizza by Ninja Clan Lord January 10, 2017

chow-line

Military, prison, or exclusive, rich boarding school cafeteria food line.

Van Der Hooven and Rosenblatt sneered at me in the chow-line because of people reacting badly to my music last period. So I made a face back at 'em, broke the end off my fork to turn it into a shiv, and vowed never to let 'em try out my turntabling equipment.

chow-line by Ninja Clan Lord January 3, 2017