Nikthenyetminder's definitions

ROTFLMFAO

Stands for rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off. Also known as post '04 election syndrome.

Everytime I think of that guy outside the Columbus, Ohio Victory '04 Bush tour stop, I'm ROTFLMFAO at how he kept chanting "Four more days."

by Nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004

Ethnic Cleansing

The act of mass murdering a race who you feel are inferior to you. See also Genetic Cleansing

Hitler might tell you that his concentration camps were there for the purpose of Ethnic Cleansing.

by nikthenyetminder December 16, 2004

three biggest lies

The "three biggest lies" that are frequently made are: This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth.

He got him a cell with a pervert, the pervert tried to crawl in his bed, he proceeded to tell him the three biggest lies, and thse are the words that he said, "Good buddy This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005

Holy Smokes

1) An expression to show suprise or exclamation.

2) To smoke the reefer in a church

1) Holy Smokes! That's Cheyanne Silver in that porno.

2) You dogg, won't you come up in here and have ya some holy smokes wit ya brotha?

by nikthenyetminder December 16, 2004

Agony of Defeat

A feeling, the pain you get when you do not win. A substantial loss, or failure to complete a task.

"I know we cannot win Ohio despite the provisional ballots"

by Nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004

Shag Wagon

A van used for having sexual intercourse in the back. A term personified by the great pizza delivery driver, Gary Burgess.

"I can rarely pick up any chicks driving this shag wagon, but it sure has its perks when I do!"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004