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10 ammendments of smoking marijuana

1-always the person that packs the pipe gets to hit it first

2-the person that calls backdoor before the pipe is packed will get last place

3-sharing your water or other liquids is mandatory if one of your fellow smokers are coughing.

4-quitting on a bowl will result in the quitter not getting anymore hits for the rest of the day and getting the bitch place (last place in rotation) for the next 5 smoking sessions unless he/she has declared a nonsmoker and has not taken any hits from the bowl(even one will count).However if the quitter is the person whom has asked to smoke another bowl he/she is not able to quit on it.

P.S:The 5 session suspension from good hits could be appealed(and potentially reduced to 3 or 1) with good reasonings how ever the smoking fwllows in the group will get to judge.
5-Smoking should continue untill everybody in the circle declare stoned.

6-the person that packs the bowl will get shotgun if smoking in the car regardless of who has called it,simply because it is improbable to pack in the backseat.

7-When smoking in a group it is important to be as discreet as possible so any paraional activity including but not limited to:driving reclessly,continiously mentioning how stoned you are,being abnoxiuos will result in punishment decided by the rest of the group.

8-messing around and screwing with people is one of the most enjoyable feelings of being stoned.so it is imortant for the smokers to have a high confidence level and not to get carried away with it.

9- Although when getting in trouble while being stoned means every man for himself,it is important that the person in trouble doesnt sell their smoking buddy out in any circumstances.Violation of this rule will result in punishment decided by other smokers

10-Because Marijuana affects people differently it is polite not to make other people do what you want to do but to take a vote from other smokers.

Judging:taking vote takes place in a way that every smoker in the group gets a vote even the person accused of a violation.However the person packing the bowl will get 1.1 votes to make sure that a tie wont happen.
10 ammendments of smoking marijuana
by Nik Armi April 7, 2010
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Rambo concept

from the book of senses.

When a person under the influence of marijuana can only fuckyes(focus) on his ultimate goal and will not back down untill he/she has reached it kinda like Rambo.
Amir:" yo dude are you gonna be ok to drive"
Nik: "of course you are forgetting about the Rambo concept"
by Nik Armi January 19, 2010
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Rules of smoking in the house with others

Rules of smoking marijuana with other people in the house:

1,dont be cheap on Airfreshner,it will save your life
2,If you cant find it or cant smell it that means no one can so dont freakout.
3,Have a gameplan of what you are going to do before you get high so you wont be suspicious.
4,hide the resion.
5,have some milk handy so you wont cough
6,have your food ready
7,have Rohtos handy
8,have some noise on the background like TV or Stereo
9,Enjoy
10,If your roomate has only one ball he will tell on you so dont smoke.
11,Drink plenty of Vitamin B to prevent black undereyes.
Rules of smoking in the house with others in it
by Nik Armi January 29, 2010
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NeverLand Concept

from the book of senses.

This only happens when a person smokes lots of Indica and is driving or in a car.This person doesnt know what is going on and every part of the street becomes cartoon characters and its like he /she is in the NeverLand.
Brian:" yo this is like a rolocoaster"

Nik"I know.its the NeverLand Concept"
by Nik Armi February 13, 2010
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fuckyes

When a person get really high and cant focus is called "he cant fuckyes"
Sean:"Im so high!"
Nik:"I know I cant even fuckyes"
by Nik Armi January 17, 2010
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8th sense

This word if from the book of senses.

It describes when a humen,under the influence of marijuana, can read eachother`s mind,or in a sense think like eachother.
Nik(to third person): yo dude your sideburns arent the same size!

Amir(to the third person): I was just Thinking about that right now.

Nik: thats 8th sense
by Nik Armi January 13, 2010
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10th sense

from the book of senses.

This sense only happens when a person gets SUPERstoned with extreme excercise.the way this sense works is that when a person gets superstoned,he is able to think visually meaning that he can visualize everything that is going on in his mind wether its a math/physics problem or a simple thought.this will allow him/her to have a crystal clear(perfect) understanding of the SITUATION thus finding the SOLUTION.
Brian:"yo I can visualize those hot spicy wings in my mouth right now chewing on them"

Nik:"I know me too,its a 10th sense"
by Nik Armi February 4, 2010
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