Apology Letter

Dear ______________,

I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.

Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.

Sincerely,

__________________
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019
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Jojo Siwa

The worst person that you will ever see or hear of. Jojo has no mojo but she loves her bow bows. She’s got a horrible receding hairline and is going to be a little when she is older. She also has ooor grammar.
Example 1. “Djjsaxlleofijwjaalsldk” “what did you just say?” “We can’t understand her, she’s Jojo Siwa”

Example 2. Joke with the bow bow should be a hœ hoe instead of a baby.
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019
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Hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.
This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.
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Stephanie Darmody

Stephanie is a funny little human. Die is very pretty but refuses to believe it. She hates school but I don’t blame her Hehehehe she also once cut her bangs like an idiot and regrets it.
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Shrek

Shrek is the king we all warship him and his smexyness. GET OUT ME SWAMP.
Oh shrek? Yes, he the leader of our swamp
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019
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