Kiryas Joel

A purely Hasidic Jew community in Orange County, New York. Given that the women have prolific amounts of children and don't work after giving birth to their second child the town is among the poorest in the United States.

Poverty, strict religion, and beards, all in one: Kiryas Joel.

by Nick Weiner February 07, 2009

Battlefield Earth

A movie so horrible that not only was it a critical and box office epic fail, but its producer, Franchise Pictures, was convicted in court over it due to a scam in which the film's budget was overstated. Not to mention an indelible scar in John Travolta's career. And cult status for the movie in the future? HAAAAAAAAAAAH!

In short, Battlefield Earth was so bad that the producers were convicted of a crime. That simple.

by Nick Weiner February 03, 2009

Assist

1. A statistic in sports, mainly hockey and soccer, when you pass the object in play to a teammate who then scores.

2. A statistic in first-person shooters that shows how many times you tried to kill an enemy but your teammate had to finish the job.

1. In an ice hockey game, I got an assist by passing across the ice to my teammate who then shot and scored.

2. In Call of Duty I shot a guy in front of me only for him to strafe away and I got an assist after he ran right into my teammate's bayonet.

by Nick Weiner February 03, 2009

delete

(slang) To remove someone from your friends on any social networking website (e.g. Facebook, MySpace).

I deleted that bitch on Facebook after she told me I was a messed up faggot.

by nick weiner October 18, 2008

Nationals

A dismal Major League Baseball team that despite a move from Montreal, still hasn't gotten over the 1994 baseball strike.

Given that the Nationals (then Expos) went 74-40 in 1994 and were tied for the best record in baseball before the strike, the loss of morale led to season after season of dismay.

by Nick Weiner February 04, 2009

Interplanetary Travel

Travelling between the eight planets in our solar system. We've reached every one by unmanned probes but all we've been able to take a human to is our moon.

NASA is planning to send humans on an Interplanetary Travel mission to Mars by 2020, but it looks like we have too many problems on Earth to deal with first.

by Nick Weiner January 31, 2009

Plattsburgh

A town in extreme upstate New York that is pretty much the only place for activity in that whole area. Very cold in the winter.

I went up north towards Quebec; all of interest along the way was in the city of Plattsburgh.

by Nick Weiner February 03, 2009