Nick Petrowski's definitions

Frito Lay

When a girl sits on your legs, and jerks you off as if it was her own cock. Cums on your body, you own semen (of course,) and then lays down on top of you creating a cum sandwich.

“Vicky gave Dani a ‘frito lay’ last night and she loved it more than a bag of corn chips.”

by Nick Petrowski August 28, 2019

Sandstorm

When your shit is seemingly solid, but upon flushing or elongated floating, it fills the bow like a plume of desert sand.

I thought I was had a good shit this morning, but it turns out it was a full on sandstorm

by Nick Petrowski October 16, 2020

Sandstorm

When your shit is seemingly solid, but upon flushing or elongated floating, it fills the bow like a plume of desert sand.

I thought I was had a good shit this morning, but it turns out it was a full on sandstorm

by Nick Petrowski October 16, 2020

Pecker's Fedora

When your boy stretches his ball sack around your erect peen

"Oh Herschel, this Pecker's Fedora looks so good, I wish I could wear it to the club"

by Nick Petrowski December 5, 2020

Seeming

To ejaculate and excrete seem from ones peepee

You know what takes self control? Seeming into your own hand, and NOT eating it.

by Nick Petrowski January 16, 2021