Nick D's definitions

act like it's not shabbat

To masturbate. Jewish people (M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.

Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"
Class: "Ooooooh, busted."
Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?"

by Nick D February 17, 2005

Whoomp, there it is!

"Check that shit out, nigga!" Saying this in the early 90's was cool. If you say it now, even the most mark-ass crackers will laugh their asses off at you.

I made a sweet fadeaway in the last game and to celebrate I hit the ground and break-danced on the court, then I got up, raised the roof a couple times and yelled "Whoomp, there it is!" Then the other team had to forfeit because they were laughing too hard at my sorry cracker ass.

by Nick D February 12, 2003

Stanford University

A school in Palo Alto, CA that is generally considered one of the top 5 academic institutions and the premier sports school in America. The girls are extremely beat and the party scene is deader than Leland Stanford Jr., but still.

Joe had a 1600 SAT score, a perfect 4.0 GPA, was class president, state champion in 3 sports, and started an non-profit orphanage in Ethiopia. Harvard, Yale, MIT, and Princeton were drooling over that motherfucker. Stanford rejected him flat-out.

9 out of 10 girls in California is hot. The 10th one goes to Stanford, or UC-Berkeley.

by Nick D September 29, 2003

Indiana jones

to be jonesing for or have a strong need to go to the state of Indiana.

Playa I'm tired of pimpin' it here in Ohio...I got big time Indiana jones!

by Nick D March 18, 2003

hi ho

1) the seven dwarfs' chant.
2) a greeting used to address a whore.

Hi ho, hi ho! It's off to the street corner you go! Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho...

by Nick D May 14, 2003

buy the farm

to die, a synonym of "kick the bucket".

Billy: "So how's your uncle Jimmy doing?"
Bob: "Pretty good. You know that farm he was going to buy? The big one in Kansas with all those cows and shit, you know? Yeah, well he bought it."
Billy: "No way, you mean he bought the farm?"
Bob: "Yeah isn't that the bomb diggity?"
Billy: "You're sick, man. That's really fucking sad."

by Nick D October 28, 2003

soul sista

A large black woman with an attitude and a deep singing voice. EX: Aretha Franklin, Whoopi Goldberg

Latrell: "I hear you been poppin' LaKeisha lately. Got yo' self a soul sista I see."
Donell: "Hell naw nigga, that ho can't sing. She ain't nothin' but a BIG BITCH."

by Nick D February 9, 2004