627 definitions by Nick D
weird-ass nerds that always study and never talk to anyone, but show up at parties to hang out in the corner and take pictures of random people and shit
So it was Saturday night and there was this huge ass party so I got up on the mike and yelled "WAAAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAP motherfuckers!!?!?!?!?!" but then nobody said jack shit and I realized it wasn't really a party, it was a library and a bunch of weird-ass Hus and Kous were looking up at me over their fucking organic chem books. That was a crazy trip dogg.
by Nick D February 13, 2003
by Nick D October 16, 2003
1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."
2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
"Yes."
2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
by Nick D September 22, 2003
DAMN ni'a I took you 40-6 in 1-on-1...looks like I was the bus driver there cuz you got taken to skizzewl!
by Nick D February 13, 2003
A very uncomfortable place.
"Shit dogg, I banged that girl in a very uncomfortable place last night."
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"No, I'm talking about in her ass."
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"No, I'm talking about in her ass."
by Nick D November 24, 2003
Nickname for a depressing state in the midwest where absolutely nothing happens, ever. Major cities include St. Louis and Kansas city.
Looks like the University of Misery lost another one to Central Bumblefuck State.
On the drive to California I had to spend 4 hours passing through the state of Misery.
On the drive to California I had to spend 4 hours passing through the state of Misery.
by Nick D April 3, 2004
Renee: "Tom, you had me at hello. You.....complete.....me."
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"
by Nick D April 27, 2003