Nick D's definitions

St. John's

A New York City university that is best known for basketball players that love to gang-bang middle-aged prostitutes and refuse to pay, thus getting kicked off the team and possibly out of the school. This is all true, check the news.

up north:
Big Tommy: "So what are you in here for."
Grady: "Soliciting prostitution. I didn't have any money so the bitch ratted me out."
Big Tommy: "Yo, Louie, looks like we've got another one of those St. John's kids in here."
Louie: "Give him the usual welcome ceremony."
Big Tommy: "Sure thing."
Grady: "Hey, how'd you know I'm from St. John's?"
Big Tommy: "Shut up. Just drop your pants and bend over, bitch. This'll only take a minute."

by Nick D February 12, 2004

Phillies Blunts

Premium stogies (cigars) available at your local mini-mart. Available in many varieties (original, strawberry, honey, etc.) and commonly used for smoking the reefer.

Chester the molester bought Stevie a couple packs of Phillies Blunts at Sheetz in exchange for two hours in the back of his Chevy Tahoe his with his 13-year-old sister.

"I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers...plus I'm a rapist an a repeated prison escapist" -Eminem, "As the World Turns"

by Nick D August 16, 2004

the money

something you might wish to be shown in certain in certain instances.

Renee: "Tom, you had me at hello. You.....complete.....me."
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"

by Nick D April 27, 2003

some gangsta shit

euphemism for "a gunfight".

"Now we can handle this like gentlemen or we can get into some gangsta shit..." -Snoop Dogg

If you really think about it, the Civil War was nothing more than some gangsta shit. A lot of gangsta shit.

by Nick D September 16, 2003

fill cups like double D's

To drink an obscene amount, to the point where you're completely tore down and will most likely end up with a woman is tore up.

Louis: "Oh man! Last night I was blazed out of my mind, not to mention I was filling cups like double D's."
Mike: "No kidding. I couldn't believe you went off with that dirty cheese hog beast-woman. She looked like a cross between a 10 dollar crack whore and a broke down parasite-infested sumo wrestler."
Louis: "Well I guess that explains why it itches."

by Nick D August 13, 2004

gellin'

wearing gel insoles in your shoes, preferably Dr. Scholl's.

"You gellin'?"
"I'm gellin' like a felon!"
"What about you playa?"
"I'm so gellin', I'm like Magellan!"
"I'm gelling!"
"No you ain't gellin' cracka!"
BANG BANG! (cracka gets shot)

by Nick D March 19, 2003

progressive

a pre-party you go to just to get drunk before the real parties...usually includes a bar and serious likwid

After slamming 10 shots at the progressive, I went to the party to get drunk.

by Nick D February 23, 2003