Definitions by Nick D

Cluck U Chicken 

chicken joint famous for the hottest wings in the world

Fuck U, Cluck U Chicken... that shit burnt a hole in my stomach!

Cluck U Chicken by Nick D February 11, 2003

911 Challenge 

the challenge at Cluck U Chicken where you get your picture on the wall and a T-shirt if you eat 12 of the hottest wings in the world in 10 mins w/o water...usually results in intense pain and an ER visit.

Cluck U Employee: "OK you made it, here's the T-shirt."
Friend: "Good job!"
You:
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT! SHUT UP!!! Get me some milk, food, napkins, water, pepto-bismol, etc etc...NOW BITCH!!! NOOOOOOOWWWWWW before I shoot this fucking hot wing sauce IN YOUR FUCKING EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'm going to DIIIEEE!"

911 Challenge by Nick D February 11, 2003

holla at a playa 

recognize when you see me, bitch

Holla at a playa when you see me on the street.
Holla at a playa when I'm walkin' on my feet.
Holla at a playa when I ain't in my car.
Holla at a playa when I ain't buyin' at the bar.

holla at a playa by Nick D February 11, 2003

Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch 

When you come around looking for money when you're broke but nobody ever sees yo ass when you're rich.

Nigga last month you didn't chill round here at all riding yo' Escalade and shit but now the rent's due and you all up in our grills. Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch.

Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch by Nick D February 11, 2003

Q-tip 

rapper who sings "Vivrant Thing"

Tell your 14-year-old sister that wasn't a Q-tip in her ear last night... it was R. Kelly's dick.

Q-tip by Nick D February 10, 2003

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

Do I look fat in this dress? by Nick D February 10, 2003

off the hook

not hung up, for example a phone

Bitch: Nigga why you not returning my calls?
You: Because the phone was off the hook. And you a HUGE BITCH.

off the hook by Nick D February 10, 2003