get smart

1) to receive oral sex, a.k.a. get brains
2) to become more intelligent
That skank-ass Tri Delt was as dumb as a brick, but somehow every time I saw her ended with me getting smart.
by Nick D January 14, 2004
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get it beat up

To be on the receiving end of a sexual encounter. Generally used referring to either a female or a homosexual male who is the "bitch". Every sexual encounter must include a person to beat it up and a person to get it beat up.
Neil: "That was quite an enjoyable sexual encounter I had with Susie last night. I am really looking forward to the deep and meaningful relationship on which we are currently embarking."
Carl: "You idiot. That trick only wants to get it beat up. You'll probably never see her ass again."
Neil: "What prior knowledge do you possess that empowers you to make such a statement?"
Carl: "Knowledge in the Biblical sense, buddy. I hit that shit just this morning."
Neil: "That is quite an improbability given that it is presently only 10 o'clock in the morning."
Carl: "I told you man, she's a ho."
Neil: "Sheeeit nigga I oughta smack dat bitch, ya know what I'm sayin'?"
by Nick D September 01, 2004
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horse piss

A slang term referring to bad, cheap, beer with a rather weak taste. Examples are Budweiser, Natty, Keystone, and Miller Lite, and Coors Light.
Rob: "Man, I wanna get WASTED tonight!!! Ya know what I'm sayin'?"
Mike: "Here, drink this can of horse piss."
Rob: "ALRIGHT DUDE!!! I love Natty Ice! 5.9% alcohol content baby! Get in my belly!" (chugs it)
Mike: "Uh, that was a joke, man. Mr. Ed just took a leak into that can, seriously. I didn't think you'd actually drink it."
Rob (loses his lunch all over the floor)
by Nick D August 26, 2004
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the distance

The entirety of a game, race, length, or sexual encounter.
McNabb threw one for the distance with 10 seconds to go and the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

Joey told Katie that he would finally be able to go the distance this time, but once again he "blew it" before the game even started.
by Nick D January 26, 2004
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project bitch

A bitch that isn't too great right now, but will be very good in the future once you succeed in working your magic on her in one way or another.
Neil: "Heard you and Mary are getting together."
Bob: "Yeah, what about it?"
Neil: "That girl's the biggest prude this side of the Susquehanna. You couldn't get in those pants if you were her favorite pair of panties."
Bob: "S'aiight nigga. She's a project bitch. Give me a couple of months and I'll be hittin' that like J.J. Redick hits wide-open threes."
by Nick D February 11, 2004
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buy the farm

Billy: "So how's your uncle Jimmy doing?"
Bob: "Pretty good. You know that farm he was going to buy? The big one in Kansas with all those cows and shit, you know? Yeah, well he bought it."
Billy: "No way, you mean he bought the farm?"
Bob: "Yeah isn't that the bomb diggity?"
Billy: "You're sick, man. That's really fucking sad."
by Nick D October 28, 2003
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soul sista

A large black woman with an attitude and a deep singing voice. EX: Aretha Franklin, Whoopi Goldberg
Latrell: "I hear you been poppin' LaKeisha lately. Got yo' self a soul sista I see."
Donell: "Hell naw nigga, that ho can't sing. She ain't nothin' but a BIG BITCH."
by Nick D February 09, 2004
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