Nick D's definitions

jonesing

to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones

Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!

Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.

by Nick D March 18, 2003

struggling

Extremely ugly, haggard, broke down, and tore up.

(10-year reunion)
Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"
Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"
Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the football team. Well now I'm available..."
Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"

by Nick D May 8, 2005

Cut

having a lot of muscle tone; ripped

Yo Bubba might way 350 and bench 600, but that nigga is flabby. I'm trying to be like MJ. That playa is cut.

by Nick D February 21, 2003

John Deere

a company that makes tractors; like Microsoft is for non-rednecks.

"Don't you think you're all special now riding in yer brand new shiny John Deere, bitch."

"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."

by Nick D April 2, 2003

baller block

A synonym of cock block. When someone baller blocks you they are hindering your attempt to get your mack on with a member of the opposite sex. This heinous crime is punishable by castration, Chinese water torture, slow painful death, or community service.

Todd: "Man last night was a bitch. I was trying to work my game on that hot chick from the PR department, but some asshole was hanging all over her the entire night. Total baller blockage."
Luke: "That was her husband, dude."
Todd: "Still, what would it hurt him to let her take a couple of rides on my jock? I had to go home and spank it to the newspaper lingerie ads again."
Luke: "You sure do that a lot. You must have some killer chafing going on."
Todd: "Man, you have no idea."

by Nick D August 30, 2004

B.S.

1) short for "bullshit"
2) short for "beer shits", a more subtle way to say it

You: "Let me use the shitter, I've got serious B.S.!"
Your grandma: "Shut up, that's total B.S. Anyway I need to piss like a racehorse."
You: "Move bitch!!! Oh shit I'm not gonna make it!!!"
(doesn't make it)

by Nick D November 19, 2003

yourmom.com

used to be a website, now it just means your mom.

I got my "log on" to yourmom.com last night, if you know what I mean.

by Nick D February 25, 2003