Definitions by Nick D

yourmom.com 

used to be a website, now it just means your mom.

I got my "log on" to yourmom.com last night, if you know what I mean.

yourmom.com by Nick D February 25, 2003

JMU 

jo' mama university

Senior year of high school:
"So, have you heard from colleges?"
"Yeah, I got into JMU last night."
"Oh, James Madison University?"
"No, Jo' Mama University."
OR:
"I got a degree in anal penetration, with honors, from JMU...Jo' Mama University!"

JMU by Nick D February 25, 2003

cold shooting some hoop 

playing basketball

We were just cold shooting some hoop when that nigga flipped out over a foul or some shit. So we shot him.

cold shooting some hoop by Nick D February 25, 2003

pour out some liquor 

something you do when a homey dies, or to reminisce about old times

You might end up the reason yo homeys have gotta pour out a little liquor.

pour out some liquor by Nick D February 24, 2003

Cut 

the side, out of the way

Them boyz was all over me ready to pop my black ass, then I glanced in da cut and seen my homey Nate. A nigga regulated on those mothafuckaz.

Cut by Nick D February 24, 2003

jump shot 

a key skill to have in basketball, helps a nigga survive in da hood

In my neighborhood you either slang crack rock or got a wicked jump shot.

jump shot by Nick D February 24, 2003

crack rock 

crack-cocaine, a hard core drug.

In my neighborhood you either slang crack rock or got a wicked jump shot.

crack rock by Nick D February 24, 2003