It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

by Nick D March 06, 2003

peep your style out

To see what you're all about, decide whether you're cool or you're a little narc-ass bitch.

"Yo, if you a loudmouth, tryin' to wile out,
And we see just how you layin and we peeped yo' style out,
(You a punk!) When you chillin out in front of your truck and get stuck...
That's how niggaz get fucked up."
-D12, "That's How"

by Nick D July 19, 2004

taking out the trash

dating a guy or girl that someone else tossed out like the trash

I dumped Susanna last month and now Benji is tappin' that ass. That fucking garbage man is always taking out my trash.

by Nick D February 11, 2003

douching

The practice of unexpectedly dumping a large amount of water from an elevated position (or from a moving vehicle, which is called a drive-by douching). The higher the position from which the target is douched, the better and more respectable the douching. It is traditional to play "Scatman" by Scatman John after completing this act. Video footage of a quality douching is a must.

That killer douching of Pierre from the top of the Eiffel Tower was definitely one for the history books.

by Nick D March 09, 2005

shoot up

Other than the intravenous drug use meaning, it also means to increase very suddenly and rapidly.

So boss, as this graph clearly demonstrates...if we allow our workers to shoot up on the job, our employee satisfaction level will shoot up 34%!

by Nick D February 02, 2006

two hole

Slang term for da butt.

(golf course)
Francois: "Do you mind if my partner and I play through to hole #2? Your party is taking quite a while on hole #1."
Steve: "Yeah I bet you can't wait to get to the two hole, fudge packer. Hope you get in a good putt from the rough or two over there."
Francois: "Oh, thtop it. You're tho thilly."

by Nick D October 12, 2005

jump shot

a key skill to have in basketball, helps a nigga survive in da hood

In my neighborhood you either slang crack rock or got a wicked jump shot.

by Nick D February 25, 2003