Jack Herrer

Very high quality marijuana named for its legendary grower that has won many a Cannabis Cup.

Any real smoker would take a dime bag of Jack Herrer over a fucking kilo of schwag.

by Nick D February 05, 2004

hot sec

An amount of time longer than a second and a lot longer than a sec, but shorter than a hot second and a lot shorter than a minute. I'd say it's usually about 3 and 1/2 seconds.

David Hasselhoff: "What up dogg, that's a pimped-out Magic Johnson throwback you've got on. Let's go smoke this joint."
Gary Coleman: "Wait a hot sec. I have to feed my dog...dogg"

Mary-Kate: "So how was R. Kelly last night? I hear he's a one minute man."
Ashley: "Not even. More like a hot sec man."

Ricky: "So Tom how did you do in the race yesterday?"
Tom: "I came in hot sec place."
Ricky: "You know what they say...hot sec place is...well...probably about the 1 and 1/3 th loser. Loser."
Tom: "Shut up Ricky."

by Nick D September 29, 2003

beat poet

someone who's very unattractive (beat) and writes poetry (poet)

Man, that nappy-ass artsy bitch who's always reciting those poems really is a beat poet.

by Nick D September 29, 2003

hide and go fuck yourself

a game, except it's not really a game, it's only used as an insult.

Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

air head

Oral sex on an airplane.

During the 5 hour flight to Cali my bitch put her head under the blanket and it looked like she was just sleeping on my lap. But little did the rest of the plane know, I was actually getting some killer air head.

by Nick D January 28, 2004

knock the bottom out of it

To have vigorous sex, usually with a girl, although this is not always the case upstate. A synonym of beat it up.

Since it was Valentines Day, Benny decided to surprise his wife with a romantic evening. He sent a dozen roses to her office (that is, he left them in the kitchen for her), and then sat her down to a candlelight dinner. Next he took her out for a romantic moonlit walk on the beach. To cap off the evening, he took her under the boardwalk and knocked the bottom out of it. Then when she was least expecting it, he stuck it in her dumper. Sometimes women need more from the man in their lives than just "I love you" and the occasional bouquet of flowers. Yes, sometimes they just need a fat cock up their poop chute.

by Nick D January 14, 2004

That's a huge bitch!

Common exclamation to indicate the presence of a severely overweight female. Probably originated from the movie "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo".

Announcer 1: "Today's WNFL game features the New York Lady Whales against the Philadelphia Cheese Hogs. The Whales, led by 6'4", 300 lb. linebacker Bertha McFatty, are looking for their 4th straight win. What do you think of McFatty's play the last few games, Norm?"
Announcer 2: "That's a HUGE bitch!"

by Nick D February 25, 2004