pinch of

A very little amount or to a small degree. Opposite of grip of, grippa, gang of, and hella. See also pincha.

It only takes pinch of alcohol before your little sister ends up with grip of wang in her mouth.

by Nick D December 19, 2005

not in my book

1) that is not true, according to my morals, principles, and beliefs
2) in a place other than the bound collection of literature that belongs to me or rests in my hand

1)
Cop: "Oh man, what a hard day of busting drug dealers it's been. A big fat J would really hit the spot right now. Can I borrow some papers?"
Your square ass: "Isn't that...um...illegal? Smoking marijuana, I mean?"
Cop: "Not in my book. Bitch."

2)
"Damn, a playa really needs to take a piss after those 10 beers I just had. Over here would be a good spot."
"Oh shit!!!! Not in my book!!!"
"Whoops, sorry about that."

by Nick D November 24, 2003

man up

To play man-to-man defense in a basketball game.

Timid Timothy pissed his pants when the coach told him that he'd have to man up against Shaq.

by Nick D May 17, 2004

like a kid in a candy store

A state of utter fascination, with many good or tempting things all around you.

In Amsterdam I was surrounded by weed, shrooms, pancakes, and cheap whores. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

by Nick D November 24, 2003

can't

1) the act of not being able to complete a given task.

2) the act of not being allowed to do something.

1)
"I can't get it up."
"You can't do eeeeeeeeet!"

2)
"You can't have sexual relations with the Olsen twins in this state. They're only 17."

"Here, smoke these drugs. NOW!"
"I can't. You're a cop, and we all know it!"

by Nick D May 28, 2003

face plant

A serious fall in which you land on your face. It's called a "face plant" because it appears as if you're trying to do an impression of a plant with your face as its roots.

Last night at Sigma Chi I was so wasted that I slipped, bounced off the ramp, and did a serious face-plant onto the ground below.

by Nick D May 24, 2004

Swanson's dinner

a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent

I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.

by Nick D February 27, 2003