Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."
by Nick D May 18, 2004

An acronym for:
Far
Away
Bitch.
Describes a girl who is "good from far, but far from good" (appears hot from a distance, but becomes more and more busted as you approach each other.
Far
Away
Bitch.
Describes a girl who is "good from far, but far from good" (appears hot from a distance, but becomes more and more busted as you approach each other.
After whistling and shouting a couple "OW OW!"s when checking out Julie from a far, Ted soon realized the terrible truth: that despite the decent body, it appeared that her face had caught on fire and been put out with a chain and some acid. However, since he was not a man of high standards and never turned down an easy piece of ass, he proceeded to bag it and tag it.
by Nick D October 28, 2004

by Nick D April 05, 2003

The best way to work out a threesome is to find two bitches that go both ways.
"..and I bet you didn't know that she go both ways." -XXplosive
"..and I bet you didn't know that she go both ways." -XXplosive
by Nick D May 22, 2003

by Nick D March 06, 2003

a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've finished both.
Friend: "I dare you to do Edward 40-hands with straight vodka in each 40."
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Nick D May 05, 2003

James: "Dag, it's too bad Dempsey's got shut down. Who owns it now?"
Chase: "Hindus, man."
James: "ALALALALALA!!!! Well how's the food?"
Chase: "24-hour breakfast is gone. But I hear Shibu serves up a mean plate of tandoori chicken."
James: "Fuck it. Waffle house?"
Chase: "Hell yeah nigga I'm there."
Chase: "Hindus, man."
James: "ALALALALALA!!!! Well how's the food?"
Chase: "24-hour breakfast is gone. But I hear Shibu serves up a mean plate of tandoori chicken."
James: "Fuck it. Waffle house?"
Chase: "Hell yeah nigga I'm there."
by Nick D February 08, 2004
