spam popsicle

Penis; cock; one-eyed monster. A synonym of meat popsicle.

Brenda had a fucking field day on my spam popsicle after I told her I had over 600 thumbs-up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

by Nick D November 01, 2005

gangsta lean

A common driving position in which the driver holds the wheel with his left hand while leaning to his right toward the passenger seat, usually bobbing his head or bumpin' with the beat. It's a pretty badass way to drive. This move works best in a Chevy Caprice or any pimp-style car with a 3-person front seat.

"...with a hellafied gangsta lean, gettin' funky on da mike like an ol' bunch of collard greens..." -Snoop Dogg

Sammy was gangsta leanin' so hard yesterday that his head was partially out the passenger window. What a pimp.

by Nick D October 13, 2003

the breaks

Bad luck, a damn shame, or an unfortunate occurrence.

At the laundromat:
Doc: "What up dogg."
Timmy: "Nothing much. I lost a quarter under the washing machine a couple minutes ago."
Doc: "That's the breaks."

A week later:
Doc: "What up dogg."
Timmy: "Didn't you hear? I lost my job and my wife left me for the mailman. Oh yeah, and my house burned down during Thanksgiving dinner and my entire family died. What a terrible tragedy!"
Doc: "That's the breaks."

by Nick D March 18, 2004

on the other side

1)
Very drunk, almost to the point of being tore down. This saying likely originated in Jamaica.

2)
Homosexual.

Sid: "Aye mon, did you see Betty making out with that girl last night? She must be on the other side."
Phil: "Nah man, it's not anything like that, she was just on the other side."
Sid: "Oh OK, that explains it."

by Nick D July 27, 2004

rolled up

Face down, generally referring to cards in a game of poker. The person holding the cards can see them, but no one else at the table can.

Jon: "Rolled up aces! Fold right now, this is not good for you!"
(More cards dealt, Jon gets an ace face up)
Jon: "Woo hoo! 3 aces! Get out of this one."
(Cards dealt out. Nick D raises Jon 50000. Jon calls.)
Jon: "Two pair. twos and threes." (was bullshitting)
Nick D: "Royal flush. Bitch."

by Nick D November 24, 2003

mark-ass

(adj) Very pathetic, characteristic of a "mark", or one who is easily owned or taken down. A synonym of weak sauce.

"Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark-ass bitches..." -2pac, "Hit 'em up"

(beirut game)
Adam: "Game over, motherfuckers!"
(squirrelly shot falls 2 feet short)
Nick: "What a mark-ass shot!"
Simon: "Weak sauce!"
Paul: "Alligator arm!"
(Adam runs away crying)

by Nick D February 17, 2005

bis

1) Shortened form of biceps. Commonly used by gym-goers.

2) Short for "bisexuals."

Rocky: "Oh man, my muscles are killing me! Check out the gun show! (flexes arms) I did bis and back at the gym, and I hit it hard!"
Jeff: "Reminds me of your mom and sister last night."
Rocky: "What?"
Jeff: "I hit those bis from the back REAL hard, bitch!"
Rocky: "Awwww sniggity snizzap."

by Nick D September 05, 2005