1) To be extremely cheap with someone or demand every last dollar.
2) To provide people with small bags of marijuana.
2) To provide people with small bags of marijuana.
Thurgood: "Whats up nigga, you gonna nickel and dime (2) me today as usual?"
Samson: "Aiight dogg I'll give you this dime bag here for $17."
Thurgood: "Sheeit, all I got is this $16. I'll get you the $1 later."
Samson: "No can do. I need it all up front."
Thurgood: "Man why you gotta go and nickel and dime (1) me like that?"
Samson: "Aiight dogg I'll give you this dime bag here for $17."
Thurgood: "Sheeit, all I got is this $16. I'll get you the $1 later."
Samson: "No can do. I need it all up front."
Thurgood: "Man why you gotta go and nickel and dime (1) me like that?"
by Nick D February 24, 2004

Your mom: "Kids these days..."
Me: "I know, don't you love how I'm always shooting them all over your face?"
Your mom: "You know I do, big boy. Give it to me again, in the ass this time!"
Me: "OK, you fucking whore."
Me: "I know, don't you love how I'm always shooting them all over your face?"
Your mom: "You know I do, big boy. Give it to me again, in the ass this time!"
Me: "OK, you fucking whore."
by Nick D October 13, 2003

Freestyle:
My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.
My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.
by Nick D May 14, 2003


A place where hippies, environmental freaks, and dumb vegetarians buy all their organic shit. Any self-respecting normal person would never be caught dead in there.
by Nick D June 04, 2003

1) airplanes the president flies on
2) a movie named after the airplane the president flies on, Harrison Ford is the president
3) gay shoes named after the airplane the president flies on, Harrison Ford wouldn't even wear them
2) a movie named after the airplane the president flies on, Harrison Ford is the president
3) gay shoes named after the airplane the president flies on, Harrison Ford wouldn't even wear them
1) Yo I'm gonna make so much money I'll be flyin' my ass around in Air Force Ones.
2) Go pick up some Air Force Ones at Blockbuster and we can smoke up and watch the same fucking movie four times.
3) I'm a get to stompin' in my Air Force Ones when I go back to Widney High.
2) Go pick up some Air Force Ones at Blockbuster and we can smoke up and watch the same fucking movie four times.
3) I'm a get to stompin' in my Air Force Ones when I go back to Widney High.
by Nick D February 13, 2003

Neil: "How was the supermarket last night?"
Bob: "Well I took a number at the counter and there were like 5 people in front of me, so I had to wait a half hour or so. But it was worth the wait since I had a 'buy one get one free' coupon."
Neil: "I hate those deli lines."
Bob: "What deli? I'm talking about your sister. She was lining 'em up in the store bathroom last night as usual. Chucking my junk in that was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."
Neil: "Damn that skank is such a revolving door."
Bob: "Word to your mother."
Bob: "Well I took a number at the counter and there were like 5 people in front of me, so I had to wait a half hour or so. But it was worth the wait since I had a 'buy one get one free' coupon."
Neil: "I hate those deli lines."
Bob: "What deli? I'm talking about your sister. She was lining 'em up in the store bathroom last night as usual. Chucking my junk in that was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."
Neil: "Damn that skank is such a revolving door."
Bob: "Word to your mother."
by Nick D September 29, 2005
