raise up off

Short for "raise up off deez nutz", it means to back off and quit grilling the person in question.
"Raise up off deez nutz, cuz Doctor Drizze's about to rizzip shit up." -Snoop Dogg, "Deeez Nuuuts"

Susan: "Chaz, I've been thinking about our relationship lately."
Chaz: "Yeah and I've been thinking about a fucking sandwich. Go make it."
Susan: "First of all, I'm concerned that you're not treating me as your equal."
Chaz: "Save it woman, I'm hungry."
Susan: "Also, we haven't been spending enough quality time together. How about we go out to dinner, on a date, like we did in the old days."
Chaz: "BITCH, raise up off!"
by Nick D October 24, 2004
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cheaters

people who never prosper (except really, sometimes they do).
Cheaters never prosper.

Bums never prosper. They must be cheaters.
by Nick D May 31, 2003
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shmower

Jerking off in the shower.
VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around
Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!
by Nick D February 08, 2003
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TMI

1) Three Mile Island, a nuclear power plant near Harrisburg, PA that leaked radiation in 1979 one time but is still operational.

2) Too Much Information
Tex: "So how's that job at TMI going?"
Billy Bob: "Pretty good, at least since that accident way back when which made me grow a third ear on my ass."
Tex: "Damn dogg, TMI!"
by Nick D January 31, 2004
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come on

1) Another way to say "hurry up".
2) An expression of disbelief, similar to "what's up with that?".
3) To ejaculate on an object or person.
George: "Come on, we're gonna be late!"
Shirley: "Hold on, I've gotta find a new dress to wear. My old one got come on."
George: "Come on! You're such a dumb slut!"
by Nick D May 14, 2004
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jewish bankroll

A big bill such as a $20 or a $100 wrapped around a roll of $1 bills in order to make it look like more money than it actually is.
I owed Don Giovanni 15 G but didn't have time to come up with the money, so I tossed him a jewish bankroll wrapped up in a c-note and got the hell out of there before he knew what hit him.
by Nick D February 19, 2004
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A pretty lame way to say "Let's get out of here." This saying has become all too common these days.
Your wife: "This place is bernie. Let's blow this popsicle stand!"
Me: "I've got a popsicle you can blow. Bitch."
by Nick D November 11, 2003
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