Definitions by Nick D
it's for a cop
Burger punk: "Double baco cheeseburger...it's for a cop."
Rod Farva: "What the hell was that all about? You gonna spit in it now?"
Burger punk: "No, I was just telling him that so he makes it extra good......Uh, don't spit in that cop's burger."
(she spits)
Carson Daly: "What was that, bitch? If that was supposed to be for a cop I would have had Carl fuckin' Winslow come over and suck it."
Christina Aguilera: "I just don't like the taste of it, OK?"
Carson Daly: "WHAT!?!? Is Carson Daly gonna have to choke a bitch!?!?"
Rod Farva: "What the hell was that all about? You gonna spit in it now?"
Burger punk: "No, I was just telling him that so he makes it extra good......Uh, don't spit in that cop's burger."
(she spits)
Carson Daly: "What was that, bitch? If that was supposed to be for a cop I would have had Carl fuckin' Winslow come over and suck it."
Christina Aguilera: "I just don't like the taste of it, OK?"
Carson Daly: "WHAT!?!? Is Carson Daly gonna have to choke a bitch!?!?"
it's for a cop by Nick D April 25, 2004
heezy
Tyrell: "What are you gonna do with LaTanya tonight?"
Jameel:"I'm fin' to take her to da Waffle House for dinner then I'm gonna take dat ho back to da heezy (2) and heezy (1) up wit dat."
Tyrell: "Of da heezy (1), nigga."
Jameel: "Fo' sheezy."
Jameel:"I'm fin' to take her to da Waffle House for dinner then I'm gonna take dat ho back to da heezy (2) and heezy (1) up wit dat."
Tyrell: "Of da heezy (1), nigga."
Jameel: "Fo' sheezy."
S.A.
Petey: "How's that class going?"
Joey: "It's hard, dogg. Too many essays. I FUCKING HATE ESSAYS!!!"
Pablo: "You racist cracka ass cracka motherfucker! I'm an S.A. fool, you goin' down boy!"
*BANG BANG BANG*
Petey: "He was talking about the kind of essays that you write, clown."
Pablo: "Oh shit. My bad, dogg."
Joey: "You......wetback......motherfucker."
Pablo: "Oh that's it, bitch!"
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
(Joey drops dead)
Joey: "It's hard, dogg. Too many essays. I FUCKING HATE ESSAYS!!!"
Pablo: "You racist cracka ass cracka motherfucker! I'm an S.A. fool, you goin' down boy!"
*BANG BANG BANG*
Petey: "He was talking about the kind of essays that you write, clown."
Pablo: "Oh shit. My bad, dogg."
Joey: "You......wetback......motherfucker."
Pablo: "Oh that's it, bitch!"
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
(Joey drops dead)
cut
Cop: "Excuse me maam, we found your son Tony with a pretty good sized cut on him today."
Mom: "What-What-WHAT? My heavens, does he need a band-aid?"
Cop: "No. What I mean is we found weed on him, you stupid whore."
Mom: "What-What-WHAT? My heavens, does he need a band-aid?"
Cop: "No. What I mean is we found weed on him, you stupid whore."
stack
blow it
1) to seriously fuck up a situation
2) to suck a given dick
3) to expel air out of the mouth toward an object
2) to suck a given dick
3) to expel air out of the mouth toward an object
1) Liz really blew it when she started using her teeth while blowing it.
2) "Well, I'm on my knees. What should I do now?"
"Blow it!!!"
3) "I actually meant SUCK it, ya dumb bitch (SMACK!)"
2) "Well, I'm on my knees. What should I do now?"
"Blow it!!!"
3) "I actually meant SUCK it, ya dumb bitch (SMACK!)"
Cincinnati Car Bomb
When I saw that decrepit geezer rolling across the parking lot laughing devilishly, I realized that parking in the handicap spot with my windows down had caused me to become a victim of the dreaded Cincinnati Car Bomb.
Cincinnati Car Bomb by Nick D April 5, 2004