Nick D's definitions
"Damn, we really weren't too friendly to Eugene yesterday. I hope he didn't freak out."
"Nah man didn't you hear what happened? He friendlied last night. Swallowed a bunch of rat poison."
"Oh that sucks."
"Yeah."
"Let's go watch Chappelle's Show."
"Yeeeeeah!"
"Nah man didn't you hear what happened? He friendlied last night. Swallowed a bunch of rat poison."
"Oh that sucks."
"Yeah."
"Let's go watch Chappelle's Show."
"Yeeeeeah!"
by Nick D May 16, 2004
Get the friendlymug. 1) To roll in your car with drugs, guns, or other shit you don't want the cops to find. Usually drugs.
2) To not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one's ass properly.
2) To not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one's ass properly.
1)
"They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty."
(Chamillionaire - "Ridin' Dirty")
2)
Jim: "Hey, get your ass over here. There's grippa bitches. What's taking so long?"
James: "Give me 20 minutes. Gotta take a shower."
Jim: "Dude, you don't need a shower. The party's not gonna wait."
James: "No, you don't understand...it was chili con carne night and we're out of T.P. The neighbors came over to complain because they thought someone was playing the trumpet terribly while firing a machine gun."
Jim: "OOOOH yeah, good call. You really don't want to ride dirty like that."
"They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty."
(Chamillionaire - "Ridin' Dirty")
2)
Jim: "Hey, get your ass over here. There's grippa bitches. What's taking so long?"
James: "Give me 20 minutes. Gotta take a shower."
Jim: "Dude, you don't need a shower. The party's not gonna wait."
James: "No, you don't understand...it was chili con carne night and we're out of T.P. The neighbors came over to complain because they thought someone was playing the trumpet terribly while firing a machine gun."
Jim: "OOOOH yeah, good call. You really don't want to ride dirty like that."
by Nick D June 11, 2006
Get the ride dirtymug. Man you must be one wacked out cracka hangin out in Compton wearing a Crips hat, a Bloods shirt, and an "East Coast 4 Life" chain. You gonna get shot more than 50 Cent, 2pac, and Biggie combined, you stupid honkey.
by Nick D March 11, 2003
Get the wacked out crackamug. An originally Slovenian food that looks like a fried filet of fish and is usually served with tartar sauce and a lemon, like fish would be. However, when you take the first bite you realize the terrible truth: it's cheese. Fried cheese.
"So how was dinner last night with Lori and her parents?"
"Not so good, playa. They pulled the old cheesefish switcheroo on me."
"Oh shit man! You fell for that one again? That's rough!"
"Not so good, playa. They pulled the old cheesefish switcheroo on me."
"Oh shit man! You fell for that one again? That's rough!"
by Nick D October 27, 2003
Get the cheesefishmug. A sorority consisting mostly of overweight women. They're also known to be about as easy as 2nd grade math class. Short for Delta Delta Delta.
Tri Delt #1: "Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos."
Tri Delt #2: "Hey, that one hippo looks a little bit like Susie."
Tri Delt #1: "No, I think it looks more like you. What happened with you and that new miracle diet anyway?"
Tri Delt #2: "Oh, I lasted 2 hours, but then I had this killer craving for Krispy Kreme."
Tri Delt #1: "That'll happen. Pass me half of that cheesecake."
Tri Delt #2: "Hey, that one hippo looks a little bit like Susie."
Tri Delt #1: "No, I think it looks more like you. What happened with you and that new miracle diet anyway?"
Tri Delt #2: "Oh, I lasted 2 hours, but then I had this killer craving for Krispy Kreme."
Tri Delt #1: "That'll happen. Pass me half of that cheesecake."
by Nick D May 22, 2004
Get the Tri Deltmug. A legendary club you become a member of by drinking 100 beer shots in 100 minutes. This club doesn't have meetings or anything, you just use it to impress frat buddies, hoes, or practically anyone that admires feats of great alcohol consumption.
by Nick D May 5, 2003
Get the Century Clubmug. Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
by Nick D December 22, 2005
Get the get a taste of the salamimug.