Judas Priest

An interjection used in place of "Jesus Christ!" in order to be less offensive.

(yelp! yelp! yelp!)
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"

by Nick D November 09, 2005

shoot up

Other than the intravenous drug use meaning, it also means to increase very suddenly and rapidly.

So boss, as this graph clearly demonstrates...if we allow our workers to shoot up on the job, our employee satisfaction level will shoot up 34%!

by Nick D February 02, 2006

whiz test

A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.

I gotta take a whiz test for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.

by Nick D February 08, 2003

rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.

Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!

by Nick D April 03, 2003

$1.05

The cost of freedom, according to the song in "Team America: World Police." Pronounced "buck-o-five."

"Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?"
-"Freedom Isn't Free," from "Team America"

Order-taker: "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
Kevin: "I'm not too hungry today...just get me some freedom, some ice water, and 15 ketchup packets."
Order-taker: "Would you like freedom fries with that?"
Kevin: "No, just the plain old freedom, the water, and the...um...catsup."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. Pull ahead to the first window."

Billy: "Man this Patriot Act is bullshit. What happened to good old freedom?"
Judd: "Well when they were collecting everyone's $1.05, I was a nickel short. That might have something to do with it."
Billy: "F-ing douche bag."

by Nick D November 16, 2005

being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

fork it over

To hand something off to another person, usually used when an item is being confiscated or something is owed.

You: "What seems to be the problem, officer?"
Cop: "Speeding, you idiot!"
You: "I don't think so, I was going the speed limit."
Cop: "Yeah...um...well...that box of Krispy Kremes! You have drugs in there, don't you?"
You: "Uh...no."
Cop: "Stop being a smartass! Fork it over!"
(Cop ravenously scarfs down all 12 donuts)
Cop: "Nope, no drugs. Sorry to bother you. Have a nice day."
(Cop pulls into Dunkin' Donuts for a second helping)

by Nick D July 19, 2004