1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."
2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
"Yes."
2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
by Nick D September 22, 2003
Someone who builds him or herself up with a bunch of talk, but can never back up anything he or she says.
"...and then I surfed down the volcano on a piece of scrap metal, while shooting indians and alligators with my bow and arrow. All of a sudden I saw this really hot girl stuck in a tree, naked, with a pack of hungry gorillas after her, so I swung from a vine and grabbed her, then I jumped onto a passing helicopter. But the helicopter landed in Iraq and Osama bin Laden started chasing us. He shot me but I reflected the bullet off the piece of scrap metal and it ricocheted back and killed him. Then I carried her across the border and all the way to France. Where we got a hotel room and I banged her. Indabutt."
"Shut up bitch. You're all talk."
"Shut up bitch. You're all talk."
by Nick D October 29, 2003
Sam is such an alcoholic that he has to wake up every couple of hours during the night to twist off because he starts to get too much blood in his alcohol stream.
"It's Friday evening 6:00 and all my friends are twistin' off." -Tracy Byrd, "Drinkin' Bone"
"It's Friday evening 6:00 and all my friends are twistin' off." -Tracy Byrd, "Drinkin' Bone"
by Nick D February 04, 2004
Maria was a terrible cook and talked to fucking much, but because she had a huge rack and was a demon in the sack, Phil decided to put the cap on the kitchen cleaner and keep the ol' bag around for a little while longer.
by Nick D November 24, 2003
Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
by Nick D May 24, 2004
by Nick D February 17, 2003
Called WVU for short, it's the biggest party school in the country. Half the people there are total rednecks, and ALL the people there are raging alcoholics. A good place to go if you want the full-out college experience without silly distractions like classes getting in the way.
Boss: "Now it says here on your resume that you attended West Virginia University for four years. How was that?"
You: "I don't remember."
You: "I don't remember."
by Nick D August 09, 2004