Definitions by Nick D

poker 

1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.

2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.

"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."

NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"

poker by Nick D May 28, 2003

catch the vapors 

to get smoked or schooled by someone.

You gonna be catching the vapors in your riced-out piece of shit while I smoke you in my Mazda RX7.

catch the vapors by Nick D May 28, 2003

can't 

1) the act of not being able to complete a given task.

2) the act of not being allowed to do something.

1)
"I can't get it up."
"You can't do eeeeeeeeet!"

2)
"You can't have sexual relations with the Olsen twins in this state. They're only 17."

"Here, smoke these drugs. NOW!"
"I can't. You're a cop, and we all know it!"

can't by Nick D May 28, 2003

donut 

Cop food. That's why the motherfuckers are such fat pigs.

You know what's the stupidest way a cracka ever got himself killed? Trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts. Before he could say "Hand over the money!", about 10 cops who were all eating there shot his dumb ass. They done turned that fool into Krispy Kreme.

donut by Nick D May 28, 2003

berry 

a po-lice car.

"Once I make this drug deal, man I'll be loaded! I'll be rollin' through town in Hummers and Benzs within a week motherfucker!"
"Fool the only car you're gonna be rollin' thru town in is a BERRY! That guy you're selling to is a cop."

berry by Nick D May 27, 2003

loaded 

really rich; "loaded" with money.

"Man, why you with that girl? She's a bitch and she's got you whipped!"
"Dogg she's loaded...you ever see that pimped-out Ferrari she drives around in?"

loaded by Nick D May 27, 2003

corner 

one who corns.

Statements made by corners:

"I like to eat corn on the cob."
"KoRn is my favorite band in the world."
"I live in the town of Corning, NY."
"I have a nasty corn on my foot."
"All my jokes are corny."

corner by Nick D May 27, 2003