Nick's definitions

ruffneck

Any of the various jobs/assignments/persons in relations to offshore oil rigs / mining operations / various assignments with the quality/quantitiy of being unsafe/difficult/physical.

He had been one of Exxon/Mobile's famous ruffnecks, employed in the Bering Sea for twelve years.

by Nick February 22, 2004

Holy Torpedo

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

by Nick April 6, 2005

toolgina

half tool half vagina; a very annoying wussy bitch person

Maaaaaan, Camille is such a toolgina the way he acts all the time annoying people and getting used by everyone.

by Nick December 10, 2003

hoojibob

A synonym for any word, particularly Thesaurus though.

Grab the hoojibob over there.
Get the Hoojibob, I need another word for Thesaurus.

by Nick December 25, 2003

Corriemollie

(n.)
The dreadful sinking sensation in a long passageway encounter when both protagonists immediately realise they have plumped for the corriedoo (q.v.) much too early as they are a good thirty yards apart. They were embarrassed by the pretence of corriecravie (q.v.) and decided to make use of the corriedoo because they felt silly. This was a mistake as corrievorrie (q.v.) will make them seem far sillier.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Megadeth

1.) 1 Million deaths due to Nuclear warfare(really spelled Megadeath)

2.) The greatest Metal band that has ever been created. Kicks Metallica in the teeth in everyway.

1.) Oh god, Megadeth has occured!

2.) MEGADETH KICKS ASS!!

by Nick December 12, 2004

flibble

A psychotic penguin hand puppet owned by a mad hologram named Rimmer.

"Mr Flibble is very cross..."

by Nick May 10, 2004