Nick's definitions

flunkle dunk

Can be used instead of fuck

Shut the flunkle dunk up

by Nick November 7, 2003

Lyrai

Don't mention the dagger.

<The_Capn> And we will never mention the dagger again.
<Lyrai> !@#@$%&#%!^@#
* Lyrai bites Capn's piratenads off.

by Nick March 9, 2004

punjubbly

The same as punani but that of a fat chick

henry likes punjubbly

by Nick April 18, 2004

humpkin

A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.

"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."

"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"

by nick April 7, 2005

Cotoured

Completely and totally dominated. Getting your ass spanked in a fight...literally. Like what happened to Tito by Randy Cotour in UFC.

Wes did you hear about B Nix?

Ya, I heard he got Cotoured by Nick when he was running his mouth!

by Nick November 18, 2003

masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

by Nick November 10, 2002

emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.

A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>

by Nick November 7, 2003