Definitions by Nicholas Arnold
Hexapus
Hexapus by Nicholas Arnold August 6, 2008
kernel panic
The emotional distress and sticker shock experienced when purchasing popcorn, especially at movie theaters.
While purchasing a medium tub of popcorn at his local movie theater, Bart was so surprised at the $7.00 price tag that he had a total kernel panic.
kernel panic by Nicholas Arnold August 5, 2008
vetinarian
Man, I had such a shitty day today. My hamster Giggles escaped from his cage and ate a whole package of Pop Rocks. I had to take him to the Vetinarian but before I got there he exploded all over the dashboard of my new car. It wasn't cute.
vetinarian by Nicholas Arnold May 22, 2008
meltage
The watery result of ice melting, such as when the ice intended to stay contained within a rocks glass escapes onto the countertop and slowly creates a puddle, only to be later discovered when it soaks your shirt sleeve while leaning on the bar attempting to summon the busy bartender to fetch you yet another cocktail.
meltage by Nicholas Arnold March 7, 2008