NiCoLe's definitions

SWIMMING

The hardest sport you could do. the best sport ever, and keeps you in shape.

If swimming were any easier it would be called football.

by Nicole May 13, 2005

groos

1. A fat bitch that could afford to lose 50 pounds or more.
2. An extreme form of grossness.
a. Often referred to appearance of an ugly bitch. Can also be used to offend nasty ass hoes with venereal disease.
b. Can suggest a disgusting taste and feel.

1. She's groos.
2. Don't touch that shit, it's groos.
3. That hoe got some saggy ass tits, hella groos.
4. I would not beat, that's some fucked up, groos sex.
5. That shit taste hella groos, my dog wouldn't eat it.
6. Yo, that bitch is hella groos.

by Nicole April 22, 2004

screw up

someone who messes up consistently

Your failing, Jimmy?! I swear it, you're gettin to be a screw up.

by Nicole February 16, 2004

tinkle box

place where you pee
like a toilet in jambabwa

i have to go shit in the tinklebox

by nicole May 13, 2005

steve wright

a successful comedian whos humorous technique is to carry the expression of boredom on his face while he performs to make his act even funnier

"Years ago, I worked in a natural, organic health food store in Seattle, Washington. One day a man walked in and asked, 'If I can melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?' Two days later, I was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job." -Steve Wright

by nicole April 20, 2004

limp bizkit

A game where a group of guys jack off in a circle, where a cookie is placed in the middle. The last guy to cum on the cookie, must eat the cookie with all the cum on it.

haha, joe you came last, so eat the limp bizkit!

by nicole January 11, 2004

teeny

someone, usually a young girl, who likes a band only because they are popular and good looking. sometimes known as a poseur

"anna is a teeny because she shops at hot topic and listens to good charlotte"

"screw you, teeny!"

by nicole February 21, 2004