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Cock the hammer

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1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.

2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
1. Did you cock the hammer? Be ready to shoot!

2. I’ve got to cock the hammer and loosen my load.
by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022
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Very rare occurrence when stimulating an anus, the tip of tongue can sometimes penetrate the anus with enough pressure application. In instances where the recipient of such activity relaxes themselves in the comfort of the experience, they unknowing release a perfectly timed tiny turd, also known as the French Nugget.
“I heard she likes the good ole Sphincter Swirl?” “She sure does! She even gave me a French Nugget last night.” “For real? That’s awesome!”
by Newfie blogger November 22, 2021
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custard chugger

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Traditionally slang reference to homosexual men but has evolved and used to describe women as well.
He is a custard chugger. She is a custard chugger.
by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020
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Cock Monkey

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May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.
She might not like to hear me say this others but my girlfriend truly is a cock monkey.
by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020
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Covid cock

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A term used to describe an aching an yearning penis that is desperate to get back into action, such action held back because of the corona virus pandemic
Man my covid cock aches. It’s beyond blue balls now!
by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020
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Sack Sniffer

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A sack sniffer can refer to heterosexual and bi sexual woman, bi sexual men, and transgendered individuals who enjoy place their noses up against a man’s testicles.
I take being called a sack sniffer as a compliment because I love to sniff sacks!
by Newfie blogger March 3, 2020
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Freakers Ball

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An annual type of party where the party goers dress up in costumes. Generally these are held in larger residential home with live music and plenty of alcohol and recreational narcotics readily available.
Are you going to Fat Mike’s freakers ball tonight?
by Newfie blogger December 25, 2019
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