Newfie blogger's definitions

Gunt

The protruding area of blubber that sticks out below the gut and above the cunt.

Dude that’s gross man. Did you see the gunt
?

by Newfie blogger July 19, 2019

Dink

Slang word for sexual intercourse.

Did you dink her last night? (Giver) -or- I certainly would like to get dinked tonight. (Receiver)

by Newfie blogger June 23, 2016

French nugget

Very rare occurrence when stimulating an anus, the tip of tongue can sometimes penetrate the anus with enough pressure application. In instances where the recipient of such activity relaxes themselves in the comfort of the experience, they unknowing release a perfectly timed tiny turd, also known as the French Nugget.

“I heard she likes the good ole Sphincter Swirl?” “She sure does! She even gave me a French Nugget last night.” “For real? That’s awesome!”

by Newfie blogger November 22, 2021

the K word

Used instead of or in reference to the word “Kardashian” because of its taboo nature, and for those sick and tired to hearing or reading this word.

Don’t you wish that there was a way to block the the K word from appearing on your screen for good?

by Newfie blogger October 20, 2019

Heatbag

A bag to carry a gun in. Can be a custom made bag from gun manufacturer specifically for an individual gun, can be a generic gun bag, or can a just any bag that has a gun in it.

Is that a heatbag you’re carrying? YES IT IS! What’s inside? A Glock 44

by Newfie blogger May 30, 2019

Freakers Ball

An annual type of party where the party goers dress up in costumes. Generally these are held in larger residential home with live music and plenty of alcohol and recreational narcotics readily available.

Are you going to Fat Mike’s freakers ball tonight?

by Newfie blogger December 25, 2019

Sphincter Swirl

When a person stimulates another person's anus with their tongue in a circular motion.

DId you give her the ole Sphincter Swirl last night? I sure did!

by Newfie blogger January 3, 2019