Newfie blogger's definitions

Sack Sniffer

A sack sniffer can refer to heterosexual and bi sexual woman, bi sexual men, and transgendered individuals who enjoy place their noses up against a man’s testicles.

I take being called a sack sniffer as a compliment because I love to sniff sacks!

by Newfie blogger March 3, 2020

Freakers Ball

An annual type of party where the party goers dress up in costumes. Generally these are held in larger residential home with live music and plenty of alcohol and recreational narcotics readily available.

Are you going to Fat Mike’s freakers ball tonight?

by Newfie blogger December 25, 2019

French nugget

Very rare occurrence when stimulating an anus, the tip of tongue can sometimes penetrate the anus with enough pressure application. In instances where the recipient of such activity relaxes themselves in the comfort of the experience, they unknowing release a perfectly timed tiny turd, also known as the French Nugget.

“I heard she likes the good ole Sphincter Swirl?” “She sure does! She even gave me a French Nugget last night.” “For real? That’s awesome!”

by Newfie blogger November 22, 2021

the K word

Used instead of or in reference to the word “Kardashian” because of its taboo nature, and for those sick and tired to hearing or reading this word.

Don’t you wish that there was a way to block the the K word from appearing on your screen for good?

by Newfie blogger October 20, 2019

adultery

Adultery is behaving like an adult in a primal sense.

Some consider adultery as a potentially dishonest sexual act, and use verbs such as commit. ie She committed adultery. Some consider adultery in the same sense as a greeting or a handshake, and simply behaving like an adult. Hence the word ADULTery.

by Newfie blogger December 25, 2018

Cunting

Cunting is the art form of going out to pursue female(s) for sexual activities with all orientations. i.e hunting for cunt = cunting

Let’s go cunting at the bar tonight. Let’s do it!

by Newfie blogger January 5, 2019

Gunt

The protruding area of blubber that sticks out below the gut and above the cunt.

Dude that’s gross man. Did you see the gunt
?

by Newfie blogger July 19, 2019