Newfie blogger's definitions

Gunt

The protruding area of blubber that sticks out below the gut and above the cunt.

Dude that’s gross man. Did you see the gunt
?

by Newfie blogger July 19, 2019

Covid cock

A term used to describe an aching an yearning penis that is desperate to get back into action, such action held back because of the corona virus pandemic

Man my covid cock aches. It’s beyond blue balls now!

by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

Cunting

Cunting is the art form of going out to pursue female(s) for sexual activities with all orientations. i.e hunting for cunt = cunting

Let’s go cunting at the bar tonight. Let’s do it!

by Newfie blogger January 5, 2019

Heatbag

A bag to carry a gun in. Can be a custom made bag from gun manufacturer specifically for an individual gun, can be a generic gun bag, or can a just any bag that has a gun in it.

Is that a heatbag you’re carrying? YES IT IS! What’s inside? A Glock 44

by Newfie blogger May 30, 2019

The K-word

used instead of or in reference to the word “Kardashian” because of its taboo nature.

Don’t you wish that there was a way to block the K-word from appearing on your screen for good?

by Newfie blogger October 20, 2019

adultery

Adultery is behaving like an adult in a primal sense.

Some consider adultery as a potentially dishonest sexual act, and use verbs such as commit. ie She committed adultery. Some consider adultery in the same sense as a greeting or a handshake, and simply behaving like an adult. Hence the word ADULTery.

by Newfie blogger December 25, 2018

Cock the hammer

1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.

2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation

1. Did you cock the hammer? Be ready to shoot!

2. I’ve got to cock the hammer and loosen my load.

by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022