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I am the table is the best Metallica meme, and also James Hetfield is the best table.
by NepgearAfficionado May 05, 2022
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INDUSTRY BABY

A very retarded song created by a wannabe cowboy that admits he's a sellout and a white person who can't rap
Lil Nas X fan: Did you listen to INDUSTRY BABY?

Me: No

Lil Nas X fan: u should it's fire

Me: Ok, I will *Listens to the song* WTF IS THIS SHIT?

Lil Nas X fan: it's rap

Me: This doesn't sound like Rap, it sounds like someone having a stroke in auto-tune
by NepgearAfficionado August 13, 2022
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Need For Speed: ProStreet

It was once a controversial entry in the Need For Speed franchise that received mixed reviews upon release, due to it’s temporary transition from street racing into closed circuit racing. However, when people and streamers like KuruHS picked up the game and played it years later, the game would receive quite a bit of a cult following, despite its flaws. ProStreet has a nice sense of speed, fun gameplay and is one of the harder NFS titles in terms of the Black Box-era titles. (Not counting UG1, MW2005 or Carbon’s rubberbanding.)
Need For Speed: ProStreet is a nice game to check out if you ever get bored of Most Wanted or Carbon.
by NepgearAfficionado January 15, 2023
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IKEA

I need to go to IKEA.
I need to go to IKEA.
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Naruto

A Japanese Anime that's easily one of the worst and most overrated pieces of fucking shit that I've ever seen. Naruto Uzumaki is among one of the most forgettable and shitty protagonists to ever exist, and the story is absolutely boring as hell. A Majority of fans most likely listen to Mumble Rap or Phonk which is shit music. These people are often very toxic and complete assholes, to the point of making themselves looking like complete clowns which ruins the Anime even more. If you want to watch an Anime that's actually good, watch Kill la Kill. If you dislike this definition, then you're probably a butt hurt Naruto fan that's probably trying to say racial slurs by now.
Some kid who's a Naruto fan: "Wanna watch some Naruto Shippuden with me?"

Me, an Intellectual: "Hell no, go fuck yourself Naruto Fanboy."

The same kid: "KYS, your mom and dad divorced and left you orphan"

Me: "What does that have to do with anything? I don't want to watch it, it's a simple as that because it's a shit Anime and also the fact that it wastes my time."
by NepgearAfficionado April 13, 2022
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Orc Massage

That one game with nudity in it where you play as an Orc that massages half-naked women, whose boss is a Goblin. During a Vinesauce stream a chat member mentioned the game to Vinny, where it became a big meme afterwards in the Vinesauce community. He actually streamed the game on his Twitch, where he had to censor most of the game because he doesn’t want to risk getting banned from the platform.
Vinny: *Sees Orc Massage* “What the fuck is this?”
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