Nelly of Greendale's definitions

citator

A bad mofo' known for crushin' bitches, knockin' skulls, and droppin' lines so deep they'd make Socrates go: "Damn!"

Did you wee what happened to that fool? He stepped to Citator and got dropped by a gavel to the head.

by Nelly of Greendale April 22, 2005

Dude, yummy?

A call to engagement

"Hello."
"Dude, yummy?"
"Mmm, all-you-can-eat fried chicken, sushi, and banana slices doused in Robitussin, all for just $5!"

by Nelly of Greendale March 19, 2005

Pittsnogled

(verb). To be repeatedly beaten by the three point shot.

West Virginia nearly Pittsnogled their way into the Final Four, but then lost in OT to Louisville.

by Nelly of Greendale March 26, 2005

sconibee

A Wisconsin wannabee.

Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #1: "Man, that kid is totally wisco."
Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #2: "Even worse. He's actually from Michigan. He's just a sconibee."

by Nelly of Greendale March 29, 2005

totally wisco

The state of possessing a Wisconsin accent so excruciatingly painful that no matter how hot you are you appear ugly and no matter how much of a genius you are you sound like a moron.

Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #1: Dude, that girl is bodaciously hot!
Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #2: Beware, she's totally wisco.
Person who has been outside of Wisconsin #1: Another one bites the dust.

by Nelly of Greendale March 29, 2005

harvard

Safety school. Where Cornell rejects go.

Served, Set, and Spiked.

by Nelly of Greendale February 12, 2005

Wisco

The true abbreviation for "Wisconsin". This is the word actually used by Wisconsinites, regardless of ESPN Sportscenter anchors who say "'sconsin."

I can't wait to hit up the exotic, tropical climate of "Wisco" for spring break.

by Nelly of Greendale May 1, 2004