Definitions by Nelly of Greendale

citator

A bad mofo' known for crushin' bitches, knockin' skulls, and droppin' lines so deep they'd make Socrates go: "Damn!"

Did you wee what happened to that fool? He stepped to Citator and got dropped by a gavel to the head.

citator by Nelly of Greendale April 22, 2005

sconibee 

A Wisconsin wannabee.

Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #1: "Man, that kid is totally wisco."
Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #2: "Even worse. He's actually from Michigan. He's just a sconibee."

sconibee by Nelly of Greendale March 29, 2005

totally wisco

The state of possessing a Wisconsin accent so excruciatingly painful that no matter how hot you are you appear ugly and no matter how much of a genius you are you sound like a moron.

Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #1: Dude, that girl is bodaciously hot!
Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #2: Beware, she's totally wisco.
Person who has been outside of Wisconsin #1: Another one bites the dust.

totally wisco by Nelly of Greendale March 29, 2005

Pittsnogled 

(verb). To be repeatedly beaten by the three point shot.

West Virginia nearly Pittsnogled their way into the Final Four, but then lost in OT to Louisville.

Pittsnogled by Nelly of Greendale March 26, 2005

Dude, yummy? 

A call to engagement

"Hello."
"Dude, yummy?"
"Mmm, all-you-can-eat fried chicken, sushi, and banana slices doused in Robitussin, all for just $5!"

Dude, yummy? by Nelly of Greendale March 19, 2005

harvard 

Safety school. Where Cornell rejects go.

Served, Set, and Spiked.

harvard by Nelly of Greendale February 12, 2005

the tristate area 

the Chicago Metropolitan Area. Includes Northeastern Illinois, Northwestern Indiana, and Southeastern Wisconsin

Dang! It's so expensive to drive on teh Tri-State Tollway

the tristate area by Nelly of Greendale May 3, 2004