Pre-course

What's worser? A pre-course is no real course in a meal buffet, it's tantamount to Prince William's marriage to Kate Middleton.

You don't get the main course and the dessert and the hors devours because you did a pre-course, and by now she's devoured other men's' dicks and balls at Disney.

by Nelly's On Fire October 04, 2020

Fast Track

The vagina of an astronaut.

The vagina of an astronaut if a Fast Track.

by Nelly's On Fire October 05, 2020

Heamboy

Heamboys date too many women.

Heamboys date too many frillers.

by Nelly's On Fire October 04, 2020

Prince William

Prince William: One frigid ass bitch play act, with a HUGE BONER for Mark Tremonti.

That frigid DUNCE is a Prince William. Put him in the corner of the room and tell him and his boyfriend to learn their ABCs under a full moon unlike Harry Potter’s’ moon.

by Nelly's On Fire October 04, 2020

Go Get A Dildo

Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.

We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.

by Nelly's On Fire October 04, 2020

Kate Middleton

A benefitor of affirmative action, and she's not even African.

Why is Kate Middleton a benefitor of affirmative action?

by Nelly's On Fire October 04, 2020