Fizzlewit

(Noun) Someone who tells a joke that falls flat. (Source: Marilyn Vos Savant's column in PARADE Magazine, 09/21/08.)

John McCain is a fizzlewit. Did you ever hear him try to tell a joke?

by Neil Sapper November 3, 2008

Gary Cooper time

Gary Cooper time is High Noon.

"Before Gary Cooper time, I had the phone numbers...."

_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 171

by Neil Sapper June 5, 2008

Sneezer

Sneezer means jail cell in Kinky Friedman's _noir_ fiction.

"...Ratso was in the sneezer (jail cell)." - Kinky Friedman, _God Bless John Wayne_ (1995), p. 163

by Neil Sapper June 2, 2008

Cinderella time

Cinderella time is midnight.

It was around Cinderella time..., when Stephanie called.

_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 165.

by Neil Sapper June 5, 2008