Definitions by Necron Ur

Cuckaholic

A person addicted to being a cuck, not strictly limited by sexual behavior.

This prohibitionist spunk junky is a communist cuckaholic who is pissed because his chair smells like weed.

Cuckaholic by Necron Ur October 23, 2026

Political Dildo

Political Dildo: useful idiot, prop, cannon fodder.
someone who is exploited or willing to be exploited for political gain.

oh look, the next political dildo it rallying to fight for their manufactured cause, what a surprise...

Political Dildo by Necron Ur September 11, 2026

Piss Cricket

when you piss in a urinal and a bunch of piss covered crickets leap out such that you are forced to dodge while still pissing.

yo, i was taking a leak at the bar when i was attacked by a swarm of piss crickets the likes of which i have never seen, and not a drop on me.

Piss Cricket by Necron Ur September 8, 2026

uncuckening

Uncuckening is informal slang for the process of becoming (or making something) “uncucked”—i.e., reversing or rejecting the state of being a “cuck.” potentially triggered by an event or awakening to a mass psyop.

"the great uncuckening is upon us"

uncuckening by Necron Ur September 3, 2026

fuckin figures effect

Similar to murphys law but with the addition of predermination and irony, the very things most unlikely to go wrong but critical to a successful outcome, fail in perfect, unrelated, predictible and unstoppable succession.

"thats messed up timmy, managing to break all ten of your fingers attempting to dial 911 due to a broken leg is a perfect example of the fuckin figures effect"

fuckin figures effect by Necron Ur September 3, 2026

Bootpilled

Someone who advocates on behalf of authority, a Bootlicker.

OP: "Flock cameras great, government mass survailence is good"
ans: that is very bootpilled, tell me, do you butter your leather with kiwi black just for the taste?

Bootpilled by Necron Ur September 3, 2026