jizztastic

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

by Nebuchadnezzar January 09, 2004

two logger

a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce

Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!

by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004

Philly Hat Trick

Same as a Philadelphia Hat Trick When no matter how you try to succeed and get people's hopes up, you fuck up 3 times in a row (usually within a year) and ruin you or someone else's hopes.

A true Philadelphia Hat Trick: Eagles, Flyers, and Smarty Jones

by Nebuchadnezzar June 07, 2004

starbucks

see bidet water

a liquid so nasty that it is best left to wash out your ass after a shit

after my two logger, i washed my ass with somne starbucks

by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004

cb

cock block ; as in preventing someone from getting action

Man I'm sorry for being a cock block at the theaters. You could've done so much with her

by Nebuchadnezzar March 16, 2005