A feeling related to self, generally selfish in nature, i.e. one of self-pity, victimization, hurt, or sadness. Similar to a guy being on his meriod or entering manopause, but lasting less in duration.
by Nearly Civilized May 28, 2012
Jane: Want to meet me at Starbucks® for a latte?
John: No thanks, the Starbots make me nervous.
Jim, to Janet: Is that your 4th macchiato today?! Don't be such a Starbot!
Julie: God, I just love my mocha frappuccino®!
Jason: Get some taste, Starbucks® is the Walmart® of coffee. Fucking Starbots.
John: No thanks, the Starbots make me nervous.
Jim, to Janet: Is that your 4th macchiato today?! Don't be such a Starbot!
Julie: God, I just love my mocha frappuccino®!
Jason: Get some taste, Starbucks® is the Walmart® of coffee. Fucking Starbots.
by nearly civilized October 15, 2010
Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.
A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.
John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.
John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!
by nearly civilized February 18, 2010
A devastating social disorder where a person wants to achieve celebrity without any work. Symptoms present themselves in: the desire to be famous (or becoming famous) for doing absolutely nothing, entitlement issues, excessive Twitter activity; amassing an army of facebook friends for no particular purpose (i.e. showingcasing one's art, reel, portfolio, etc.) other than to garner attention. The sufferer is often deluded by the idea that one can be "made" a celebrity if enough people follow or friend them. Other signs of the disorder can include creating and/or "leaking" your own sex tape, public photos without underwear, inability to form or maintain genuine relationships, the title of "socialite", and rich parents who might have actually accomplished something in their lifetime.
Dr. Kibblesauce: Celebritism is becoming rampant among today's youth...a crippling disorder my research shows to have originated with Paris Hilton and mutated in Kim Kardashian. It is also closely associated with Los Angelism.
John (on Twitter): Yay! I'm up to 3442 friends on facebook!
Jane: Dude, you gotta tone down the celebritism...you only know 42 of them!
Meg (tweeting about her dog): Apparently Cherie's surgery went really well. (Thank goodness!!) She's in recovery now. #getwellsooncherie
Guy: Who the fu©k cares?? God, I wanna smack that bitch then go eat a cheeseburger.
John (on Twitter): Yay! I'm up to 3442 friends on facebook!
Jane: Dude, you gotta tone down the celebritism...you only know 42 of them!
Meg (tweeting about her dog): Apparently Cherie's surgery went really well. (Thank goodness!!) She's in recovery now. #getwellsooncherie
Guy: Who the fu©k cares?? God, I wanna smack that bitch then go eat a cheeseburger.
by nearly civilized February 01, 2011
Similar to a blackout (alcohol related amnesia), except the temporary amnesia is caused by vagina, rather than alcohol or drugs. The primary symptoms of a pinkout are poor judgment and bad decision making.
John: Dude, next thing I knew all her stuff was moved in to my apartment! I don't even remember saying ok to that! I must've been in a pinkout or something...
James: I have no idea what she put up there...she was so hot, I would've done anything. She's a pinkout inducing machine!
James: I have no idea what she put up there...she was so hot, I would've done anything. She's a pinkout inducing machine!
by nearly civilized November 07, 2011